potato's had it with the shitty older brothers duo part 1

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Crystal: You really wanna know?!

Blue: YES!

Crystal: The guy I used to be friends with that we murdered!

Blue: How did you even- UGH, YOU'RE SO STUPID!

Crystal: Oh, so I guess you condone emotional abuse too?

Blue: NO! Murdering without recovery centres, murdering in general- JUST HOW CAN YOU BE SO SADISTIC?!

Potato: Uhh, he was actually the sadist.

Blue: EXCUSE ME?!

Potato: BITCH, you better fix your fucking tone with me before I slash your tires! (he's already a shit enough driver anyways-)

Blue: Really?

Potato: We murdered that guy because who would want to avenge a guy who murdered his own parents, traumatized his younger brother, mainpulated someone, and told someone else to kill themself? It's genius!

Crystal: Yeah! So why don't you shut the fuck up, BLUE?

Blue: How about I call the police? Your plan's just so bulletproof, you shouldn't worry!

Crystal: Oh shit-

Potato: Go the fuck ahead, bitch! They'll side with us anyways because we're cute, and you're an antisocial prick who only likes video games and being a DICK.

Blue: Crystal, I don't want you hanging around with her anymore-

Potato: They can hang out with whoever the fuck they want, TWAT!

Potato: So why don't you go to your room, pour your little Coke, start playing Zelda, and SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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