the worst things they've done

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Potato: What's the worst thing you've ever done?

Crystal: I've killed four people.

Pen: Only really two, since one was manipulated by that FUCKER Draw Four, and the other was recovered.

Difficulty Chart: When I was seventeen and learning to drive, I accidentally crashed into a wall trying to park in reverse.

Pen: Damn, guess I'm the only good driver here.

Wild Card: HEY! I'm not that bad!

Potato: That reminds me of that "there's another brick in the wall" song.

Difficulty Chart: Oh Danger would NOT shut up about that afterwards...

Dark Markery: Speaking of Danger, I was arguing with his bully once and I got so mad I pushed her onto the road... right as a car was coming. Long story short: I caused someone's death when I was fourteen.

Potato: True love right there.

Dark Markery: Yeah... *softly grasps Danger's hand* it's okay babe...

Danger Marker: I know... *tensing up a bit*

Potato: *trying to drive the subject away from that* Say, Danger, what's the worst thing you've ever done...?

Danger Marker: ...When I was about nine, my best friend invited me over to their house because their parents weren't home... we ended up setting their dad's car on fire containing the bodies of two people that broke into the house.

Difficulty Chart: SO THAT'S WHY KILLBRICK KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT FIRE!

Dark Markery: I REMEMBER YOU TELLING ME THAT! Think you said Killbrick did the killing?

Danger Marker: Yeah, it did. It's been obsessed with murder ever since... almost like some form of bloodlust...

Crystal: *chuckles*

Wild Card: Not as insane as the time I sent the entire staff of an orphanage to the Forbidden Maze because they treated me and all the other kids there like shit.

Difficulty Chart: Oh damn...

Marker: Wh- WHY ARE ALL OF YOU CRIMINALS?! Mine's just that I rickrolled my teacher in fourth grade because I had a dream about that!

Dark Markery: Fucking pussy.

Marker: Hey-!

Pen: Me and my friends were playing Truth or Dare, and Blocky dared me to make up one of those "dial ___ for a good time ;)" things, and I did that, but put Eraser's number instead...

Crystal: PFFT-

Pen: The next day he was demanding to know what the hell happened, but me and Blocky decided to lie and say he put that there while drunk, and since me and Eraser's handwriting was quite similar, he didn't question it...

Dark Markery: Way to throw him under the bus, bro.

Potato: Are we just gonna gloss over Wild Card's or no?

Danger Marker: What even happened after that?

Wild Card: I left soon after that, so I don't know... but I hope that they're all okay now.

Crystal: Also, Danger... are you okay?

Danger Marker: ...Yeah, it's in the past now. I'm fine...

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