random FFGC AU stuff

lamp stop being a bitch-

(middle school)

Danger Marker: What's your computer password?

Lamp: I hate you, I hate you, go die.

Danger Marker: Oh, okay!

Danger Marker: *types it in*

Danger Marker: Umm, it didn't work...

Lamp: ...

Danger Marker: Oh...

*Danger starts crying*