the dead squad!!!!

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Eraser: Hey, do you wanna try some edibles?

Lamp: Fuck no, I'm fucking fourteen!

Eraser: Aww, come on, you've been dead for almost four years now, try some!

Lamp: NO. I was around enough addicts as is.

Draw Four: *turning from his corner* The fuck is she talking about-

Eraser: SHUT UP, NOBODY GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO SPEAK.

Draw Four: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP ERASER, HOW'D YOU GET DOUBLE THE AVAILABLE PARTNERS YET YOU DIED SINGLE?!

Eraser: AT LEAST I DIDN'T KILL MY OWN PARENTS!

*silence*

Draw Four: ...How did you know that...?

Eraser: I act as Pen's guardian angel during the day, and I found out about a little argument that happened between Wild Card and Liy-

Lamp: WHAT.

Eraser: *looks down to Lamp* Hmm? Was it something I said?

Lamp: Liy... that's... my sister's name.

Pillow: Hmm. I knew you looked familiar.

Lamp: WHAT?! Since when did YOU recognise me?!

Pillow: I've been to her house, silly! Me and her were best friends.

Lamp: ...Why am I only now learning this?

Pillow: We simply never talked about her before!

Lamp: ...

Lamp: Wait... is the Liy you two talking about a light blue light switch?

Eraser: Yeah.

Pillow: Mhmm!

Lamp: So she is my sister... how's she been?

Pillow: Oh, she-

Eraser: She's joked about Wild Card's dead parents.

Lamp: Oh.

Eraser: Wh- WHY ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT THIS?!

Draw Four: *shouting from his corner* BECAUSE THEY SUCKED ANYWAYS!

Pillow: Your free trial of talking has expired. *walks over to Draw Four and literally tapes his mouth shut*

Eraser: *bursts into laughter*

Lamp: ...Well, what's the big deal? Maybe Wild Card simply pissed her off, I'd get that. I've been there.

Eraser: You were pissed off with someone so you triggered terrible memories?

Lamp: No, I only told him to shut up, and that nobody cared about what he had to say.

Eraser: ...

Eraser: Well that's not good either.

Pillow: Eraser's right, you really shouldn't be mean to people.

Eraser: Didn't you literally stab someone so severely that her wings still haven't 100% healed?

Pillow: *just smiles*

Eraser: I see why we all died now.

Lamp: WHAT THE FUCK?! I was literally fourteen, I just wanted to go home and see Liy!

Lamp: BUT NOOOO, SOME EMO KID OBSESSED WITH-

Pillow: *pushes Lamp over* Oopsie!

Lamp: Wh- WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Pillow: You almost spoiled it! Let's have the viewers theorise about your connection to the rest of us!

Lamp: ...The FUCK are you talking about?

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