dark markery's girly secret

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Dark Markery: I'm a girly girl, with girly secret.

Dark Markery: If I tell you now, promise that you'll keep it?

Dark Markery: I'll tell you now, my little secret is-is-is-

Dark Markery: I accidentally killed a man.

Dark Markery: I pushed her in front of a pink glitter van.

Dark Markery: To be honest, it felt kinda good!

Dark Markery: I want to kill again, but I don't know if I should...

*silence*

Pen: You're not even a girl anymore-

Dark Markery: It's the fucking lyrics.

Crayon: YOU LITERALLY CHANGED THEM AT THE "I HAD TO HIDE THE BODY IN MY PINK GLITTER VAN" LINE!

Dark Markery: I COULDN'T EVEN HIDE THE BODY BECAUSE IT FLEW ON THE ROAD! I SAID SHE WAS HIT BY A CAR, RIGHT?!

*Marker(Alex) runs in - he's been crying... :(*

Marker(Alex): SHUT THE FUCK UP!

*silence*

Crayon: Alex, what's wrong?

Marker(Alex): ...

Marker(Alex): I miss them.

Dark Markery: Who the fuck is "them"?

Marker(Alex): My friends... my past ones, at least.

Dark Markery: Oh...

Pen: I'm sure you'll find them again someday.

Marker(Alex): Wh-What if I don't?!

{ndj'gt cdi padct, patm.}

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