Byakko's Diary | AkuAtsu

Cp4²| Day 004

Dear Moon,

Today is a VERY exhausting day.

I had a feeling that everytime Atsushi was going out with that wrapped-up guy, surely something bad will happen!

First of all, he called Atsushi this morning, asking to be rescued from inside an abandoned drum after his old-fashioned suicide attempt failed! Even death doesn't want him. When you seek to die so dearly, how come there's still time to choose the way to die? I really don't understand humans (except my dearest Atsushi). If you want to die so badly, then just die already! Oh moon, please let me eat him.

Second, the wrapped man said he would accompany Atsushi to get a job today. But they have to stop by the detective agency for a moment.

When they arrived at the detective's office, suddenly there was a crazy carrot wanting to play with a bomb. With him was a female prisoner with long black hair. That carrot threatened, either he would be taken to meet the agency boss or he would blow up this office along with everyone inside it.

Okay, here comes the funny part. Actually, it's a bit annoying, but it's funny because my master Atsushi's uncontrollable behavior during stressful moments is very cute! And there's also a very troublesome part!

We go to the annoying part first.

Oh moon, what do you think the man in bandage is doing during that alarming situation? He plays rock-paper-scissors. He fucking still had time to play SCISSORS. ROCK. PAPER. with his four-eyed friend! Again, please let me eat him already 🙏🏻

And somehow, (maybe because I'm an animal, a beast to be precise, so I might not really understand what's happening), I heard the bandage man tell Atsushi to distract that crazy carrot. I be like, 'The hell! Do with yourself, dude! You're older than Atsushi, and it's your idea to visit the agency office first!' — Oh, how I wish he could hear me.

And suddenly, Atsushi was facing the carrot man while holding a piece of newspaper.

This is the funny part I meant.

My cute master, Atsushi, was so nervous facing that crazy carrot. But he tried his very best to persuade him by giving a life preach to that crazy radish, while he himself was being tossed by the same waves of life. Atsushi keeps babbling something like,

"There's, uh, so much to live for," and he even stutters, "L-look at me! I'm an orphan with no family or friends. I was kicked out of my last orphanage! I have nowhere to go—no one to turn to!"

Wait a second, no friends? Hey, What about me?! You know what? Urm... Nevermind for now.

Was kicked by the orphanage? Hurm, well, that's partly my fault. But, hey, look at the bright side. At least we don't need to face the abusive headmaster.

"Apparently, I transform into a vicious beast too. The military police would hang me if they found out! I have no skills or abilities. As far as society's concerned, I'm just a piece of garbage."

Atsushi can't stop talking at that time. Not gonna lie, I'm a little offended. I know I'm a beast, but... It's for you! I'm your beast!
And as if I'm going to let the military police hang you.