All five of them stared at Tengen shocked and confused. "Entertainment...district?" Tanjiro asked in a confused tone.
"Y-You know that place with all the beautiful...th-the shapely...Y-You get what I am trying to say, right? Come on!" Zenitsu asked as he stammered over his words, blushing madly. The four of them stare at him confused, because they had no idea what he was talking about.
"Listen up!" Tengen shouts, getting their attention as she does some stupid moves. "I am a god!" He shouts. "You three are trash!" He shouts as he pointed at Tanjiro, Zenitsu, and Inosuke. Rui snickered as Nyx nervously chuckled.
"That is the first bit of info you need to pound into your heads, so drive it in!" Tengen shouts as he glares at them with his magenta eyes leaving no room to argue.
"What about us?" Nyx asked as she raised her hand.
"You are my Tsuguko, so of course you aren't lame! And Lower M- I mean, Rui is your son, so he isn't lame!" Tengen shouts and Rui was grateful that he corrected himself and referred to him as Nyx's son.
Tengen then turned back to the other three, who were still looking at him shocked. "You turn into dogs if I say so! Turn into monkeys if I tell you! So be ready to bend over backwards, pander to my every whim and worship me endlessly! And remember above all else...I AM A GOD!" He shouts as he does some stupid pose.
Zenitsu stared at the man in disbelief as he hid behind Nyx, clinging to her arm. 'Oh, this guy is crazy.' He thoughts.
Tanjiro then raised his hand. "Quick question, Lord Uzui. What exactly are you the god of?" He asked and Zenitsu and Rui looked at him dumbfounded.
'Please tell me he is playing dumb.' Zenitsu thought.
A glint sparked in Tengen's eyes, as he cross his arms. "Good question, pupil. You have great potential." Tengen said which caused Nyx to pout. "Of course, not as much as my Tsuguko!" He shouts as he laughs.
'What potential lies in a stupid question like that?' Rui thought as he looked at the flashy man annoyed.
"I am the god of festivals, the god of flashiness." Tengen said as he once again does another stupid pose.
Rui and Zenitsu stared at him annoyed. 'Yeah, there is no doubt about it./He is the god of stupidity and idiot.' Zenitsu and Rui thought at the same time.
"Well, I am the King of the Mountains! It's a pleasure to meet you, God of Festivals! " Inosuke shouts with his hands on his hips. They all stared at him, Zenitsu and Rui looking at him dumbfounded.
"I never heard of you. That is odd. Something about you creeps me out." Tengen said and this caused Rui and Zenitsu to look at him even more dumbfounded.
'You are kidding, right!? You two are a match made in heaven! Cringeworhty!' Zenitsu thought as Inosuke tried to fight Tengen, but he was being held back by Tanjiro and Nyx.
"You want creepy!? I will show you creepy!" Inosuke shouts in anger as he struggled to get out of their arms.
"Take it easy now, Inosuke!" Tanjiro begged, but Tengen only made it worse.
"Super creepy." He said which pissed Inosuke off even more.
'He is totally oblivious to the fact that they are basically the same person, isn't he?" Zenitsu muttered out and Rui huffed as he nodded his head.
Tengen then turned around, ignoring Inosuke's attempts to attacking him. "Right. that is enough fooling around. Let's go." He told them and quickly got into position. "Follow me." With that, there was a sudden explosion of dust.
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JJK x KNY: The Spider Lily's Curse
Фанфик(I don't own any of the characters from JJK and KNY.) In the cold, snowy mountains, a young baby girl with snowy white hair and very light blue eyes, is found by a family. They take her in and name her Nyx, after the night they found her. As she gro...
