Collection Of Cursed Kotlc Ships (Crackfics)

Finitar mpreg

Do note that this one is a bit more cursed than the other ones (still no smut) but it does reference sex but mostly Fintan becomes pregnant.

You have been warned.

All mistakes are intentional, especially the existence of this fanfic.

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Fintan woke up in an unfamiliar bed, the air smelling of hot gay sex. (I dont know what that smells like but Shout would know all about that.(fuck you- shout)) The room was lavishly decorated in traditional ogre furniture. Green vines crawled on the walls.

His eyes snapped to the snoring figure beside him. King Dimitar. He's soooooo hot when he's sleeping, Fintan thought.

Fintan rolled over and realized his stomach had gotten huge! What happened last night?? Did he somehow became pregnant? It coullsnt be because he's a guy elf.

Memories of the previous night slithered back to him. Dimitar had suggested using some special microbes to "enhance" the "experience." it had certainly been an experience all right.

It must have been the microbes they'd used last night. Nothing else made sense. He poked his stomach before turning to Dimitar and woke him up violently.

"DIMITAR WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?! IS THIS SOME SORT OF PARASITE?" Fintan yelled, it took longer than expected to wake him up.

Dimitar's eyes snapped open, sitting upright, and his mouth gaped at Fintan's huge stomach. "I don't know, no ones ever used those kinds of sex enhancing microbes on an elf before."

"I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THIS THING IS!!!" Fintan was now rolling around in the bed hysterically.

"Calm down, my little kitten, I'm sure it's fine." Dimitar rolled his eyes, getting out of bed.

Fintan's fat ass fell off the bed, and he knocked his head on a nightstand. He groaned in pain.

"I'll have our doctors check that wound, and that uh... that thing."

Dimitar picked Fintan up bride style, he looked so small in his huge sexy muscular arms. It almost felt like everything was gonna be okay. Fintan snuggled closer to Dimitar's body heat and sighed.

Suddenly, Fintan was being put in a bed. Someone else came in and talked quietly to Dimitar.

An unfamiliar ogre voice said, "Hmm... yes he is, in fact, pregnant."

Fintan gasped and then Dimitar gaspedn then you gasped. (This is the part where you gasp.)

"Don't tell anyone about this." Fintan said to the ogre doctor.

"Yeah, or else." Dimitar glared at the doctor. The ogre then left with a pale face.

What should I do? The other Neverseen members will notice. Fintan thought about Gisela's reaction but couldn't picture it.

Dimitar thought for a moment. "Don't go there then, stay here." Fintan hadn't realized he'd spoken aloud.

"Nah, but I got shit to do. World to conquer. Things to burn." Fintan stood up but it was harder than anticipated.

Dimitar put his hands on Fintan to steady him. Fintan shoved him off though. "I can walk just fine on my own!"

Dimitar grunted and handed him a cup. "At least drink some water."

He chugged it, it was the best thing he'd ever tasted. Fintsn moaned "more water."

Dimitar gave him more water and Fintan churgged it until he felt sick. "Urghh..." he collapsed back onto the bed. However, Dimitar brought him back to his room. "Rest here, no one will find you. I'll come back later, I have a meeting."