The Many MisAdventures of Watersparks

Scientific Theory On Homestuck! ((waitwhat))

So, most of you don't know, but I'm a huge science geek. So attempting to explain things with logic, reason, and facts is fun to me. If you don't like that, then just stop here. I'll just bore you. BUT, I'll also be talking about Homestuck ((Sparks! You can't apply logic to Homestuck, silly dragon!!)), so you can stick around for that!

So my theory goes into the blood colors of trolls. Why are they so significant?
Well they determine your life span, social status, social label, parental unit, and the basic out come of your life. Yet, how did this come about? WHY are these bloodstreams different?

From my research and observation on fire color that burns on different elements and Vulcan blood on Star Trek, I've come up with a hypothesis.

For those who may not know, human blood is iron-based and we have an average 60 to 70 year lifespan ((give or take a few years...)). Vulcan blood is copper-based and green ((Also, when copper is ignited, it will burn green.)). They have an estimated lifespan of 200 years.

So, could this mean that trolls each retain a different element in their bloodstreams? Most would probably be undiscovered by humans, seeing that this society has so many colors.

So Karkat would live an average human lifespan, and Nepeta ((probably Kanaya too)) would live for around 200 earth years.

I don't know a great deal on the other elements ((yet)), so the others will remain undeciphered. Though, I'd seriously like to know the element in the royal lines' blood.

But just remember, the mother grub is now a chemical time bomb of rainbows. C=

If you Embers have any theories or facts, then mention them in the the comments! I'd be happy to debate them with you guys!