The Many MisAdventures of Watersparks

Two Guys In A Glasses Store

So, I was going to get a new pair of glasses (yeah, I wear glasses, DEAL WIT IT!!). And as I was waiting for the lady to come back with them, I noticed a guy sitting a few seats away from me. I didn't catch the first part of the conversation between him and the receptionist, but I caught the last part.
"So, who are you here with?"
"Ummm, I'm here with, err, my, uh, boyfriend."
I almost turned and said "Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah...woah. You're here with WHO?!"
And I'm pretty sure that it wasn't a mutual friend he was talking about, because an average looking guy, mid-twenties, brunette, came up behind the other guy (who looked similar to the second) and said "Hey babe."
"Don't call me that!"
I had to leave at that point, but I think you get the point.
Yeah...
WHY DO I MEET SO MANY *GAY PEOPLE!!
~Waterspark
*Disclaimer: I am not in any way homophobic, I support you all!! I'm just surprised as to how many people I meet are gay/bi!! Again, I'm not homophobic!! Ples, I fan!!