The Many MisAdventures of Watersparks

*BOOM* That Was My Internet....

Me: OKAY, LET'S GO WATCH YOUTUBE!!!
IPad: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, LOL NOPE!
Me: No, what?! It's free Internet!!! Connect!! Why do you hate me....
IPad: I dunno, I was just programmed to be a douche. :3
Me: I hate you so much right now... T^T"
IPad: I love you too! :D
Me: *throws iPad across room* F*** you, ya little piece of sh**.
IPad: o-o B****.
Me: KAZUTOOOOOOOOO, GET THE KEYBOARDS!!

I'm really angry at my Internet...

Now for some random arse thing I thought of during a 6 hour car ride!!! Yaaaaay!!!
Me:*during recording with Simon and Bodil* OH MAH GERD, SIMDIL90!!! *facedesk*
Me:*during recording with Sky and Deadlox* ER MEH GAWD, SKYLOX KAWII DESU!!!
Me:*during recording with Bajan and Jerome* MEROME!!! SHIP IT LIEK FEDEX!!!
Me:*during recording with a bunch of random YouTubers* Dude, I ship all the ships. -3-

O_O There ya go, my really weird mind when I'm bored.
I'm bored still...
STORY TIME!!!

So, a while back, I was introducing my friend, Hashtag, to the MC YouTuber community(go consult earlier entries). And, we did an episode of 'Do Not Laugh!'. She absolutely loved MunchingBrotato. Like, ya know when you first start watching YouTube and the person that did the first video you watched instantly becomes your otp? Well, that was her moment. Then, she was scary obsessed over him. I mean, I told her about YouCube(btw, I will be at the next one! I wanna see some of you guys there!) and how he's probably gonna be there. She. Flipped. Exact quote, right here:
"If I see him, I'm gonna, like, sneak up behind him and pull out some of his hair and be like!*pretends to intently stare at strand of hair before proceeding to pretend to lick said hair*"
Me: O_O' Just slowly....back....away....
Yea. Guys, I think MB is gonna need some help if Hashtag makes it to the next YouCube. :|
Crap...I just realized...technically, this is my fault! I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!!! DX

WELP, there. #HashtagKidnapsTyler What have I done....
For once...I regret this.
OH MY GERD, THERE WAS A BUTTERFLY ON MY SCREEN AND I ALMOST CAUGHT IT BUT IT FLEW AWAY!!! XD
Giiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaas....I'm bored again! :P

>~Later on in the car~<

I just found out both sides of my family suffer from depression...
(If ya don't know, depression is actually more like a disease that alters your perception on reality, making you delirious. This is why depressed people might harm themselves, they can't tell that it's bad. Wait, SINCE WHEN WAS I A DOCTOR?!)
O-O
Wtf is this?
Sooooo, that means I'm depression prone?!
IM GONNA GET DEPRESSED?!!
I don't wanna be depressed...
I like being happy...
Halp. D: