Me, on a date: So, what do you think of a Black Widow movie?
Them: I don't really think that she needs her own movie-
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I'm sorry I have to leave right now immediately
Me, on a date: What's your opinion about Loki?
Them: I didn't like him, he was a weak whiny pretentious-
Me, shoving breadsticks in my purse: Stand back, you mewling quim
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The Sparkly Notebook
AléatoireSparkleh :D This is the sequel to Random Me, in which is continued my reports about life and strangeness.
