On Tuesday I threw a banana at KK and accidentally stabbed him on the heart with it
I poked him.
In the chest.
With a soggy banana.
And then he placed his hand over his heart in pain like 'IT POKED MEH'
KK
KK IT WAS AN OLD BANANA
Also he's a Capricorn btw :O)
I was trying to hit him with the flat side on the sternum but I missed even though he was sitting right in front of me :')

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The Sparkly Notebook
RandomSparkleh :D This is the sequel to Random Me, in which is continued my reports about life and strangeness.