Adventure Time, come grab your new friends,
We'll go to very... distant worlds.
With the spider gang and (Y/n) the Human,
The unfortunate things will never end, it's Adventure Time!
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What time is it? It's Aqua Time!
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Within the depths of the blue sea, sand flutters over a metal beast gliding through the grains. Approaching closer, this flat creature is a submarine wiggling through the seabed. Designed with a long, needle-like tail swaying elegantly side to side. Its wide, pointed fins on its sides allow it to cruise gracefully. Odd out a periscope on the top front of its head, occasionally rotates to observe its surroundings.
An ear-piercing sonar pings out the metal beast, scaring away the surrounding aquatic life. Upon closer observation inside the dimly lit, spacious interior. We find (Y/n) asleep on a bunk bed attached to the metal wall. While his new buddies, the Spider Gang, are having a blast.
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Only a few minutes past when you and Spider Queen entered the submarine. Upbeat tunes play in the background.
Singer: "I wake up, in the morning. Wide awake, for the day, and I say, what a morning. It's all okay."
Chore: "Lalalalalala."
Loud snoring fills the submarine with Spider Queen's fist banging on the pilot's door. Along a loud muffled sonar, pinging throughout the contraption. Syntax and Buff Spider locked themselves inside the pilot room. Huntsman hid in a small storage room near outside, locked out by the nerd.
"Open up!" Spider Queen yelled, banging on the door. She marches towards the bunk bed you lay sleeping on. "Wake up!" She grabs your shoulders; your foot magically sweeps her off her feet. She stands up, pulling your arm.
Singer: "It's all reaaal, and that's why I feeeel." *drum set plays* "Everything is awesome, Everything is cool when you are part of a team. Everything is awesome, when you're living out a dreeeam. Living out a dream."
"Use your powers on that door!" Spider Queen said, shaking you. You just push her away, snoring louder. She glares down at you, grabbing the pillow under your head, whacking your face with it.
You sat up quickly, saying, "Stop—" and cover your face from the incoming pillow.
Chore: "Everything, everything is awesome!"
"I demand you to get up!" She exclaimed over the music.
You lay back down, and say, "Nay, I'm too tired." Closing your eyes, and snore LOUDER.
Singer: "Cause it's good. [Chore: "Good!"] Ain't it good now? [Chore: "It's good now!"] Feeling nice. [Chore: "Nice!"] Feeling fine. [Chore: "Fiiiiine."] What a world, what a feeling, and it's miiine."
Chore: "Ya, ya, ya!"
She smacks your face repeatedly with the drool-stained pillow, hitting your open eye. You quickly get up, taking the pillow on the top bunk bed. She swings again and misses. "AHHHH, you missed!" You shouted, swinging your pillow and smacking the side of her head.
She stumbles to the side, rebalancing on her feet. "I'm not playing games with you! Go rip that door off!" She said, tossing the pillow at you. You caught it, dropping both pillows beside you.
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