Jesus of Suburbia

Chapter 5 - Look Alive, Sunshine

I could feel Billie breathing softly on me when I woke up. "Morning sunshine." I grumbled from the pillow.

Billie groaned, "Fuck. It's morning?!" He sat up and leaned against the headboard of the bed. I propped up next to him and Billie started to stroke my hair gently. I don't feel so dense and oblivious anymore after he kissed me.

"RISE AND SHINE CUPCAKES!!! MIKE GOT COFFEE!!!!" Tre screamed as he ran down the hallway from his room to the kitchen. I darted out of the room following Tre. Billie got dressed quickly then ran out behind.

"Mmmmm...coffeeeeeee." Violet sighed from the counter. Her head was nestled in the crook of Gerard's neck. Gerard kissed Violet's cheek softly. He too had a small mug of coffee.

Caiden was sleeping while sitting on Bob's knee. Bob was practically asleep as well. His head kept snapping up and looking around. Then Bob would look to Caiden, he'd smile and fall back asleep.

I didn't spot Frank or Lily-Rose in the kitchen. I assumed the worst. Or the best in either of their cases. I swear, Frank didn't take his eyes off of Lily from the second he walked in last night. Must be love.

Ronnie was sitting up against a counter petting Marshmallow. The small fluffy white cat purred contently at her touch. Mikey sat next to her, quite sleepy. Ronnie was wide awake. Mikey smiled up at her whenever Ronnie looked away.

Then Ethan walked in, followed by a frizzy fro-headed Ray. Ethan didn't say anything and neither did Ray. They didn't have to because right then Frank walked in and shouted "RAY AND ETHAN WERE FUCKING LAST NIGHT!!!!!" He grinned and ran away before Ray was about to strangle him.

I felt my jaw dropped and my eyes grew wide. I mean, I knew Ethan was gay ever since he turned, maybe, 15? 16? "Kellin. Calm down sweetie." Ethan whispered slightly frightened.

"OH. MY. GOD!!" I started. "ETHAN. ALEXANDER. JAMES." Ethan flinched violently. That's right. I'm busting out the middle name, bitch. I noticed Ray immediately held on to Ethan's hand tightly.

"That's adorable. Aww!!" I rushed over to hug the both of them. "I swear to god, Toro, if you hurt my brother, I will kill you." I said jokingly. Ray scooched closer to Ethan. I was only maybe a quarter serious. I'd probably just break his nose and give him a haircut.

"Wait, you're not mad?" Ethan looked at me quizzically.

I shrugged. "Dude. You're fucking 22. You can fuck with whoever you want to." I wiggled my eyebrows at Ray. "Anywhoo, is there any Mountain Dew around here?" Mikey motioned to the fridge. Boo yah! I took out a can of Voltage Dew and sat on the counter sipping it slowly. I watched quietly as Ray kissed Ethan silently.

Billie walked over with a mug of coffee and rested his head on my leg. "Did anyone get freaky last night? Or just Fro-Fro and Ethan Alexander?"

Mike walked in and said "I heard some funky noises coming from Frank's room." Knew it. I knew Frank and Lily-Rose were going to hit it off. In more...ways...than one. Oops.

"I was getting it on with myself." Tre said giggling.

"Ew. Dude. That you can keep to yourself." Billie mumbled.

"Raise your hand if you kept in your pants gentlemen." I said. Billie, Mike and Mikey were the only ones that raised their hands. Gerard and Violet slowly walked out hand in hand. Bob and Caiden had fallen asleep together on the big blue couch. I wasn't sure of that ruled them out or not though. Billie smirked at Tre, who put his hand up even though we all know he didn't do anything.

"Billie, seriously? You didn't pull some failing dick move?" Mike raised an eyebrow. Billie shook his head and blushed. Mike looked at me. "He didn't try to sleep with you? Swear it?"

I nodded. "I swear Mike." I was still wondering why he had kissed me and apologized. Did he regret? Was the kiss that bad?

I walked back to Billie's room to get dressed. I found my clothes and started to get dressed. "I'm sorry about last night." A voice behind me said. It was Billie.

"D-did you regret it?" I asked staring the jeans I held in my hands.

"Oh god no." Billie sounded alarmed. "Why would you think that?"

I pulled on my jeans. "Then why'd you apologize?" I turned around and looked Billie in the eyes. Those bright, green, captivating eyes.

He scratched his head nervously. "I...uh...I wasn't sure if you were okay with it..." Billie mumbled. I sighed. Wow. This guy might be more dense than me.

"Y'know for an obnoxious little bastard," I stepped forwards. "You're pretty clueless." I giggle.

Billie cocked his head. "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"Nothing..." I smiled. Billie's eyes narrowed and I grinned childishly.

I heard an unabashed cough. "Don't mean to interrupt whatever this is, but Ray spotted a cluster of minions about a mile out." It was Mike. Go fuck Tre, Mike.

"Thank you Mike. Kindly fuck off." Billie muttered. Mike threw his hands up in a surrendering manner and walked away.

"What the hell are minions?" I asked Billie.

"Weren't there any in the upper world?" I shook my head. "Oh. They're the henchmen of the aliens. They're dumb as fuck but they spit acid on everything in their path. Pretty destructive little snots."

"Well pass me a gun and let's get outta here dammit!!!" I smirked. Billie grinned and tossed me a hand gun. I saw Ethan dashing out into the open grounds outside the massive house we were in. He carried a broad sword and a gun.

Lock and load, let's shoot some motherfuckers!!