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#11, the boring part, or the notes for the lecture.

(Several days pass, a new lecture is arranged to include the rewritten notes for this lecture.) 😅😅🤣🤣 try not to bore yourselves TOO radically, and please, observe the no SCREAMING sign!

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Notes for the pickup lecture that Id rewritten AFTER realizing a BEAVER had eaten the originals.

A note on this opening line before we begin, this line is actually one of many variations on one single theme, that of being overcome, by something often referred to…if any of you have any QUESTIONS, about any of it, as far as analysis and or usage, you have to come up with your own I cannot make your connections FOR you.
IF however your questions regard actions applicable TO the applications of said remarks, I'll be in the lobby, lounge, library, and lunchroom, at six, eight, ten and twelve, respectively, studying massively, for the grade fifty eight psychology exam, to be the head cheese of the universal construct association of parabolic reasoning and logical quotidian virtues conglomerates.

Ma'am? Yes yes, you there! Do you happen to have an order of slurm? That I might procure from you?
WHAAT?
I'm here to be overcome by a vagina, and you look very well equipped for that.
Is that all?!
No dear, I'm going to need the top half as well, and if you don't mind smiling a little,
It could perhaps go a bit pleasantly for both of us.
And why yes I AM in a good mood, and I'd, like to spread the love now please.

I, don't know if you know this but, there is a new hair band out called “cock rocket and the vaginal pursuancy” their songs are all about that one thing, but they're also about other things? So, these first songs are going to be about pickup lines, to be more  specific, epically incorrigible pickup lines I'll, try my best to stick to only ones in my own repertoire but, I'm sure occasion will find that not all OF my lines are of the very most appropriate for every single situation so, the very small bit of bumbling you'll hear at the beginning of this record will have been directed that way on purpose to sound cute and so somebody can see that I'm also willing to put aside my own HUGE ego to the avail of a little occasional affection towards someone.
As, my complete depression begins to alternately wane and then increase, at the thought of my never becoming able to copulate every single creature I like all at the same time begins to conjecture itself into some sort of malicious ooze from which this very idea has indeed begun to form and emerge! well and well!, that's a deep subject, we'll have to dive right in!
Now as cringeworthy as some of these lines are, in reality, mere speculation would seem to dictate that a rhetorical didact of imaginary indications could actually carry this little shysterfest of an idea into an actually acceptable reality, rhetorically speaking of course, but if in the way of absurdity one begins to perceive the morass of possible conjectures as they come at you out of the woodwork, the way they do when you GET, good at lines, why then, one might note that one can't help but begin to laughing about something they find they know nothing about! Funny in that way love and sex can be but, if indeed you admit that you know nothing about it even occasionally, oh the woodworkers come find you quickly! But that's just another name for the beavers,🤣😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🤣 having said all that, if you still think you want to laugh, at the prospect of attaining some sexual conquest, and then having said laughter actually assist you, in this conquest, well then come with me, form a line to the right. I have applications over here, the cashiers are over here. Nearly everything's negotiable, except of course the acts themselves because, if they were itd undermine our very worth as men and women of the species and so there will be no charge for anything but the acquisition of the knowledge, of your own more superfluous forms, whatever they may turn out to be, of pickup, and as a result, nobody'd have to feel bought or sold or enslaved, and ALOT of people would be a lot smarter about this whole dating and physicality, thing. And of course at the risk of being far far too invasive with my own questioning nature I might consider that even as another party might think in a similar way they certainly won't share EVERY thing inner to outer about themselves, that would be like rolling about in a bed of cinders and then falling asleep in them because you'd wake up on fire and if you're speaking metaphorically then rhetorically you COULD use that to many many advantages your own and maybe even those of a few others, having added that last part about the others on, don't make it a habit because that's an easy slope to backslide on into either a codependency spiral or even an apophenia directed at your own waking intentions indicating a given set of somnambulant equivocations because if youd actually bothered to acquiesce to your curiosity about what I'm saying here, (deep breath) you might begin to learn something!!!  Oh Incidentally this is all only meant for entertainment, giggling and banging purposes and should not constitute by any means a new way of life liberty OR the pursuit of happiness! (because that would be immoral wouldn't it,!
Now having said all that in the premises of parabolics WOULD theoretically tend back toward that same nothingness except that in the given example of, and I can't say this lightly but, teaching and learning pickup, it would seem that premise tends from ideal to even higher ideal, if logic concluded then the whole experiment would as well and so the didact would seem to illustrate that marching from nothing out into premise then back into premise would display birth life and then death but the arc OF reason between one point and the other disconnects and so therefore is elliptical, the point would be moot and useless and so why the hell even go on in this manner?
Because, it can and does bend back the eliptical argument into the form of a hyperbolic or parabolic but let's not get too hasty with that last one shall we? Now in the eliptical, life makes no sense, is completely absurd and allows all the logical space and wiggle room for entertainment and laughter any rational person would need to entertain these matters but that of course would spiral back into its own nothingness, and I think what people need now is ALOT more DNA! SO, let us consider the shape, of DNA, not the globs of it, the single strand of weirdness which only the scientists have ever seen, and if you consider the spiral shape of THAT NATURAL CONSTRUCT, the double helix, which actually has all three philosophical characteristic tendencies, which bound and rebound NATURALLY INTO AND UPON themselves, indicating it's very own potential by merely existing, you'd see that my argument is the correct one and cannot be refuted because of the mere existence of absurdity, which itself is the rebounding factor IN this particular logic, which sends it bounding and rebounding up and down the logic spiral of the double helix and kept on it's course by it's rebound absurdity, and you don't even need proof of this because it just makes sense, DNA makes people bounce up and down all the time! And laugh with absurdity! But people are bored with that, and want to fixk some more, so they quit thinking about it and, go out and talk to people more socially than thinkingly, I mean you can move a woman's emotions
THIS far with social speak, and make her think THIS much before she gets a headache you have to argue her out of having, but, you really have to admit, that they have all the cards and we as men are only just emotional babes in the woods by comparison, they decide which of us continues with whom, and so we control them as best we can, with our giant brains and huge and heavy hands, but if we knuckledragging blockheads don't occasionally choose REASON over emotion, ∆}(which seems to be the quickest route to her breadbasket) then none of the worlds OTHER problems will ever get solved and we'll only get laid and so as we've civilized ourselves and quit the habit of bartering our individuals back and forth for this single one entertainment, we had to create money, which could just BUY and PURCHASE, human worth, outright, and from this view, the argument becomes eliptical and makes no sense, because money, our own construct, is becoming more important, than our own selves, see what I meant about the utter futility of arguing human valuations against monetary? Jesus was THAT what I've been talking about this WHOLE TIME?? and I thought existentialism was depressing! Ooopp! Ha ha!!! Parabolism returns to the argument! But also only to point out the end, but, IF one considers the nature of this logical trajectory, youll eventually find nausea, ad nauseum, in effect, you'll become sick and tired, from dizzying yourself with pointless logics, (absurdity) and begin to value other things as well.like life and all the joy it can bring, but as long as we're all still on the double helix, we might as well consider what comes AFTER life ENDS, and this DOES have utility! This is where absurdity can tend to fizzle and sputter and not be as effective at managing things, but, if you think about death BEFORE YOU DIE, then this can educate you on some of the things you can do to prolong your life, it can prepare you for things that will do the same, a context of alternatives will emerge eventually if, you give yourself the space and time and have PATIENCE, with yourself.
Take this lecture for example, you all thought you were going in for a pickup course, to learn that and as well you will, but,I thought, if I was going to begin this, I might as well add on a why, and continuance of our species, seems to be key to moist human endeavors, now, IF you'll all come back to the forefront of the argument! And help your fellow man get laid every now and then! Instead of wanting to horde all the others to your SELVES, you might find that that rebounds in your favor, in some remarkably pleasant and efficient ways! And if you should find, in all your travels, one who you do not want to share with anybody, then let that person know how you feel, so the conversation can become hyperbolic again!!! And instead of life making no sense,  have it march from ideal into greater ideal! We all have a place, find what you do, get after it, and let the byproducts, results, catastrophes and inclinations of that come and find you!
And believe me they will anyways because we're all still here aren't we!!! GO HOME YOU LOT! STUDY! and smile! And be happy you're still here! And piss off your grandma so your girlfriend breaks up with you so I can go over to her house and bang the daylights out of her without feeling bad about it!!

Okay, now I think I know where religion and spirituality REALLY came from…(,and if you want hyperbole?) Go read about religion sometime!! I'll be over here in a pickup! Just don't vulnerablize yourself TOO much! Except when I want you to…!