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#14. Epilog?: Don't forget your spiderweb!

#14 Epilog?: dont forget your spiderweb!

Toady?
Yes master,
Can I speak with you in the other room about something?
Of course! But why not here?
Well I have company and, well she's in a rather good mood and I don't want her to be in a bad one.
Of course good sir, shall we go into the library?
Yes that'll be fine.
So then what's the matter?
Oh it's nothing really but, I just can't sleep, I've tried everything, thinking of nature sounds as an orchestra, boring myself to sleep, inundating myself with all the cosmic mirages, I can come up with, counting sheep, nothing seems to work,
Do you think it might be her?
Who the succubus?
No the freaking drag queen of course the succubus! There's nobody else there!
Well you don't have to get snippy,
Yes you're right,
Have you considered that you might be bored sir?
With her?!! No way she's delightful,!
I think you're bored, and you need to go out and create another universe to bombard with sarcasm and endless ironies
Don't be a wise ass toady, I'm the only one allowed to do that.
Okay have it your way, but don't come crying when...
(Interrupts) Can we just make it a bit simpler, than creating a whole universe? Can't we just do a whole planet or two? I might even go there to live on one of them.
Well then master that's it, but you'll need to make another big bang happen if we're going to do that,
Really? All that fuss over just a couple of planets?
Yep. All that fuss. And there'll also be all that cosmic material left over from it,
Well what'll we ever DO with all that STUFF?
I know what Id do with it but, you're the magesty here, you're going to have to get creative, unless of course you intend to bombard those poor planets with asteroids and comets and such, and I don't imagine there'll be any black holes, master, what do you intend to call the space these planets will occupy?
What dyou mean?
Well it won't be a universe, it'll just be a couple of planets, where you gonna put em?
I guess you're right, has to be a whole universe to get anything done doesn't it,
Yepp.
Right, set an alarm, I want to be up before dawn,
Very good sir, shall I inform the interplanetary construct association?
In the morning, I'd like to have a tea before we start...
Excellent sir.