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ℒ𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝒟𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝒜𝐆𝐄 ---- 𝒱𝐎𝐋. 𝟏 ℐ𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝒬𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒
______𐬽𐬼ミ★
WALLY: Here you go, a nice hot cup of coffee. WENDY: It's cold. WALLY: A nice cup of coffee. WENDY: It's really bad. WALLY: A cup of coffee. WENDY: Is this even coffee? WALLY: A cup.
WALLY: FOUR MONTHS— BILLY: What's wrong with him? WENDY: *suppressing her giggles* Oh, it's nothing really. WALLY: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.
WENDY: *sneaks into the house at 2 am* WALLY: *turns in swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were? WENDY: I was with... uh... Billy. BILLY: *also turns in swivel chair* Care to— *keeps spinning* Wally, I can't stop the chair!
WENDY: *on the phone with Wally* Turn around. No, the other way. Again, the other way. Okay, one more time. WALLY: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU? WENDY: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.
BILLY: Crushes are the worst. WENDY: You're telling me. I always get clumsy around my crush. BILLY: You're always clumsy. WENDY: Yeah, don't... uh... look... look too far into *bumps into table knocking over a glass, goes to catch it before it falls and ends up face planting, glass in hand* ... that. I'm okay! BILLY: ...
BILLY: Hey, Wendy, can I show you something? WENDY: Sure. BILLY: Can I show you in my room? WENDY: Okay. BILLY: Can you close the door? WENDY: ...okay... BILLY: Can you turn off the lights? WENDY: Yes! BILLY: Grab my hand. WENDY: *grabs hand* What is it, Billy? BILLY: Look! My watch glows in the dark! WENDY: ... BILLY: ... WENDY: Oh my gosh, that's the coolest thing ever.
BILLY: Okay, truth or dare. WENDY: Truth. BILLY: How many hours have you slept this week? WENDY: ... WENDY: Dare. BILLY: Go to bed. WENDY: I don't like this game.
WALLY: Wendy isn't answering her phone. BILLY: I'll call. WALLY: Artemis and I have both tried six times what makes you thi— WENDY: *picks up* Hello?
WENDY: I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but Wally, can I get some dating advice? WALLY: Just because I'm with Artemis doesn't mean I know how I did it.
WALLY: I think I'm having a midlife crisis. WENDY: You're 15. WALLY: I could die at 30, you never know.
CONNER: I just saw a girl in the library cry for about five minutes and then her phone alarm went off and she just... stopped crying. And she went right back to work. ROBIN: That was Wendy. WENDY: It's called time management.
WALLY: I think he's the bad guy. CONNER: Yeah, thank you Catherine obvious. WALLY: Who's Catherine? CONNER: You know, like the phrase "Thank you Catherine obvious." When someone says something obvious. WENDY: Conner? Do you mean Captain? CONNER: ...oh.
WALLY: * to Wendy* You won't hit me. I've got witnesses. WENDY: Robin, turn around. ROBIN: *turns around* WALLY: R-Rob?
WENDY: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. And I started thinking. Like, it was just trying to get food. What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck. How would I feel? KALDUR: Are you okay?
WENDY: Why did the chicken cross the road? ROBIN: Why? WENDY: To get to the idiot's house. WENDY: Knock knock. ROBIN: Who's there? WENDY: The chicken. ROBIN: ... WENDY: ... ROBIN: I won't punish you on one condition. WENDY: Yeah? ROBIN: Go tell that joke to Wally.
M'GANN: Wendy, why are you crying? WENDY: *sniffling* Just cutting some onions. M'GANN: Those are potatoes.
WENDY: Yeah, I'm really into dark humor— BILLY: *turns off lights* Wanna hear a joke?
WENDY: How's the prettiest person on earth? BILLY: I don't know, how are you? WENDY: *flustered* I— WALLY: *from across the room* I'm doing great, thanks!
WALLY: Artemis, look at this boy and tell me what you think his type is? ARTEMIS: Uh... I don't know. WALLY: Would you expect him to be into goth girls? ARTEMIS: ... No. WALLY: Well he just told me he's in love with my sister so I guess we we're both idiots—
HEADCANNON: Wendy and Billy definitely had a playground wedding when they were five. But neither of them remember it so Wally's just gatekeeping it for the real thing.
WENDY: Everyone loves witches until we start doing witch shit. Now I'm "weird" and you're "scared."
ARTEMIS: Wendy, what's the best way to banish a spirit? WENDY: *guessing* Throwing salt while yelling, "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN HOTEL TO YOU?"
M'GANN: Describe yourself in one word. WENDY: Indescribable.
BILLY: Why do you want to be a witch? Is it because of your love for nature? WENDY: No. I just want a black cat and to curse people who deserve it.
