*Blue Lock Additional Time!*
*After second selection (Kuni is in wild card so he ain't here)*
Bachira: HEY GAYS- I MEAN GUYS WHY DO I KEEP SAYING THE WRONG WORDS
Otoya: You still ain't wrong
Karasu: You speaking facts
Otoya: You're right bro
Karasu: Thank you bro
Otoya & Karasu: Ne~
Chigiri: *Throws flip-flop*
Yukimiya: *Walks in* Guys, anyone seen my flip-flop?
Chigiri: No.
Yukimiya: Okay
Bachira: STOP IGNORING ME
Shidou: Underlashes Junior!
Rin: What do you want Lukewarm Cockroach
Shidou: Your brother's number
Rin: I don't have a brother.
Shidou: YES YOU DO
Rin: *Shakes head aggressively*
Shidou: *Nods head aggressively*
Isagi: Stop fighting
Reo: *Puts hand on Isagi's shoulder* You can't stop the unstoppable
Rin & Shidou: *Actually stop*
Reo: ...unless you're Isagi...
Bachira: STOP IGNORING MEEEEEEEEE *Fake cries*
Isagi: *Genuinely worried* Bachira? Okay we'll listen to you, stop crying, are you okay?
Bachira: *Immediately stops crying* YEAH ANYWAYS GAYS- I MEAN GUYS, I STILL MEAN GUYS
Otoya: I still mean, you aren't wrong
Niko: I understood nothing
Kurona: It's okay, when you get older you'll learn that understanding nothing is better than understanding everything
Niko: What does that mean?
Kurona: That means you haven't understood what Shidou says during matches
Niko: What does he say?
Kurona: Nothing
Niko: I don't understand
Kurona: Great
Bachira: SO, *Points to Yukimiya*
Yukimiya: Huh?
Bachira: You.
Yukimiya: Me?
Bachira: Yes you
Yukimiya: Me what?
Bachira: ...eh?
Yukimiya: ...Huh?
Isagi: *Sigh*
Bachira: OH YEAH
Yukimiya: Oh yay!
Bachira: CAN I TRY ON YOUR GLASSES?
Yukimiya: HUH why?
Bachira: Why not?
Chigiri: Oh me too!
Shidou: Same! I want to see how Sae would look in glasses, ooh just thinking about it gives me a dopamine rush *Weird face*
Rin: Disgusting lukewarm cockroach
Reo: Nagi! Maybe you need glasses
Nagi: Do I? *:x*
Isagi: Come to think of it, I've always been curious about your degree
Yukimiya: I don't have a degree, I'm still in school
Isagi: *Grabs flip-flop, about to throw*
Yukimiya: Oh there's my flip-flop! Thank you Isagi!
Isagi: Eh?
Yukimiya: *Walks out with his flip-flop, happy*
Bachira: CATCH HIM
Isagi, Chigiri, Shidou, Otoya, Karasu and everyone else in Blue Lock except for Nagi, Rin and Ego: *Runs*
Nagi: Too much of a hassle
Ego: I already have glasses
Rin: Lukewarm idiots
Zantetsu: *Running for some reason*
Reo: Wait, Zantetsu, why are you running?
Zantetsu: I need protection
Reo: For what?
Zantetsu: Kendo
Reo: Stupid Zantetsu! He's talking about glasses! Eyeglasses!
Zantetsu: Oh
Bachira: I GOT HIMMMM *Jumps and lands on Yukimiya* Ooph
Yukimiya: AH WHAT DID I DO I SURRENDER PLEASE DON'T HURT ME
Bachira: *Grabs his glasses* I GOT ITTTT
Yukimiya: NOO GIVE IT BACK
Isagi: You're facing the wall
Yukimiya: Oops *Turns around* GIVE IT BACK TO ME
Chigiri: You're facing another wall
Yukimiya: Oops *Turns around again* I SAID GIVE IT BACK TO ME
Hiori: You're facing a water cooler
Yukimiya: Oops *Turns around again* I SAID GIVE IT BACK TO ME YOU SCHIZOPHRENIC BEE
Kurona: I'm sorry but
Yukimiya: I'm facing anything but Bachira right
Niko: No you're facing him don't worry
Yukimiya: Oh yay!
Chigiri: But...
Yukimiya: *A sense of dread* What.
Isagi: *Wearing a doctor's coat* Sir, I deeply apologize but...
Otoya: *Also wearing a doctor's coat* I hate this part of the job...Sir... I'm sorry to say this but
Yukimiya: Just say it! How much longer do I have to get new glasses
Niko: *Also wearing a doctor's coat* ...five seconds sir.
Yukimiya: NO! Why does this happen to me...
Chigiri: *Wearing a suit and holding a stack of papers* Sir? I'm here to sort out your will.
Yukimiya: Y-yes...Give half of my savings to me and the other half to myself.
Chigiri: Yes, I will ensure so.
Yukimiya: I-i want Isagi to TikTok dance at my funeral
Isagi: WAIT WHAT
Otoya: *Whispering to Yukimiya* Say, I want Chigiri to bring his sister to my funeral.
Yukimiya: I want Chigiri to bring his sister to my funeral
Chigiri: *Grabs flip-flop* YOU FU-
Tokimitsu: H-hey g-guys...h-has anyone s-seen my f-flip-flop?
Chigiri: *About to throw flip-flop*
Tokimitsu: *Backs away*
Yukimiya: I-i can't believe I'm going to...*Cries*
Karasu: I'm sorry sir, but we did all we could.
Reo: You cannot stop the unstoppable
Isagi: Yukimiya, are you actually crying? Don't worry we can get new glasses, guys, can we not play such a mean prank? It's not nice.
Yukimiya: *Stops crying*
Otoya, Chigiri, Karasu, Hiori, Niko and Kurona: Yukimiya! A miracle happened, your glasses are fine again!
Yukimiya: Really? YAY!
Reo: ... unless your Isagi...
Yukimiya: But where are my glasses?
Everyone: *Turns and looks at Shidou*
Shidou: WOAH, GLASSES GUY, YOUR GLASSES MAKE ME SEE THINGS.
Otoya: *To Karasu* Bro, you make me feel things too
Karasu: You make me feel things too bro.
Otoya & Karasu: Ne~
Chigiri: *Throws flip-flop and hits Otoya*
Isagi, Hiori, Kurona and Niko: Headshot!
Chigiri: *Tries to grab glasses*
Shidou: NUH UH
Chigiri: FYM NUH UH
Shidou: NUH UH
Reo: Nagi, can you please take the glasses from the cockroach?
Nagi: Too much of a hassle
Reo: Nagi, if you do, I'll buy you robux
Nagi: *:x*
Reo: I promise
Nagi: *Stands up and grabs glasses*
Shidou: HEY THAT'S NOT FAIR HE'S TALLER
Reo: Too bad motherfuc-
Nagi: *Puts on glasses* Reo! Everything's clearer now!
Reo: Oh, maybe you need glasses, I'll get you some later.
Nagi: *Flops down onto bed* Goodnight
Isagi: It's ten
Chigiri: In the morning
Nagi: *Snores*
I have a lot of these
Shld i make a separate book? Just for bllk additional time?
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Blue lock oneshots (Requests Open)
FanfictionSo, you can request any kind of oneshots involving the bllk boys. It can be character x reader or character x character. Also, no smut/lemon/lime. I can't write those. Also the majority of the characters are minors {\_ _/} ( ●_●) //>[YAY]
