Bachira: GUYS OMG I SAID IT RIGHT FOR ONCE
Otoya: We're still gay though
Karasu: Yes bro
Otoya & Karasu: Ne~
Chigiri: *Explodes*
Otoya & Karasu: Ne~
Rin: I'm not gay.
Shidou: You sure 'bout that eyelash freak?
Rin: Who you calling a freak, freak?
Hiori: The pot calling the kettle black.
Shidou: Who you calling pot?
Rin: Who are you calling kettle?
Bachira: Eat yourself.
Isagi: No Bachira, we do not eat pots and kettles
Reo: What were you going to say just now?
Bachira: Oh yeah!
*Akward silence*
Reo: So?
Bachira: So what?
Chigiri: *Back from the explosion* What were you going to say just now?
Bachira: OH YEAH, I SNUCK INTO EGO'S OFFICE TO SEE IF HE HAD ANY FOOD AND I FOUND A PAPER SAYING SOMETHING
Isagi: Really? What did it say?
Bachira: Something.
Chigiri: Yeah, what?
Bachira: I said, something!
Reo: Yeah, what is the something?
Bachira: IT IS THE SOMETHING!
Isagi & Chigiri & Reo: *Confused* WHAT?
Ego: Diamonds in the rough, did you trade your brains for good looks?
Everyone: WHAT?
Ego: Anyways, the schizophrenic bee is right, there was a paper on my table.
Isagi: What's in it?
Ego: Something
Isagi: Yeah what?
Ego: RETARDED IDIOT IS FOOTBALL AND CALLING PEOPLE SLURS THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO? THE PAPER HAD THE WORD SOMETHING WRITTEN ON IT.
Everyone: Ooh! That makes sense now.
Bachira: SEE! I TOLD YOU SO
Isagi: Yes Bachira, you are smart Bachira
Ego: But, there was also another stack of papers the Schizophrenic bee didn't see.
Bachira: THERE WAS?
Ego: Yes, it's a contract.
Bachira: *Raises hand* I SUGGEST WE SELL THE COCKROACH
Ego: What, it isn't that kind of contract.
Bachira: Oh...:(
Ego: I don't need a contract to sell him.
Bachira: Then how will you get him out?
Ego: Let me show you. *Takes out his tablet. Shows a picture of Itoshi Sae* He's outside. Waiting.
Shidou: OH BYE BYE lUkEwARm LOSERS *Runs out*
Bachira: BAI BAI!
Ego: So now that the insect is out, let me tell you about the contract. It is the signing of a documentary, of you all. The Blue Lock Documentary.
Everyone: Ooh!
Ego: The reporter will come in tomorrow. Be on your best behavior.
Bachira: Yes sir!
Isagi: He's too old to be a sir
Bachira: Then what do I call him?
Isagi: Grandpa
Bachira: Okay! *Turns to Ego* Yes Grandpa!
Ego: Die.
Bachira: *:(*
Chigiri: Bachira, he meant die as in the singular form of dice! Die!
Isagi: Yeah! He wasn't asking you to die!
Reo: Yeah! He meant that he wanted to give you a dice!
Hiori: But he's only giving you one so it's die!
Bachira: Oh! But why only one?
Rin: Because he's a stingy bastard.
Bachira: What! Ego! I want more die!
Ego: No, I never said I was giving you anything.
Bachira: I'm going to crawl into your bed at night and tickle you.
Ego: You wouldn't dare
Bachira: Oh yes I would
Isagi: Oh yes he would
Chigiri: I still have shivers just thinking about it
Isagi: A truly traumatic experience
Reo: The sheer horror I felt
Rin: When I woke up at night
Hiori: To feel someone
Otoya: With me in bed
Karasu: And that is when the tickling starts
Kurona: He goes slow at first, it doesn't tickle much
Niko: But he gradually picks up the pace
Barou: And that is when the real torture starts
Nagi: The deadly tickles
Bachira: *Wiggles fingers* Hehe
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Blue lock oneshots (Requests Open)
FanfictionSo, you can request any kind of oneshots involving the bllk boys. It can be character x reader or character x character. Also, no smut/lemon/lime. I can't write those. Also the majority of the characters are minors {\_ _/} ( ●_●) //>[YAY]
