*Blue Lock Additional Time ~*
*Fan names~*
Bachira: HEY GA-
Isagi: No.
Bachira: Aw *Pouts*
Isagi: I messed up.
Bachira: UWAAAAAA *Starts crying*
Chigiri: Look what you did!
Bachira: Look what you made me do!
Isagi: Okay Bachira, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what were you about to say?
Otoya: Because of you, I missed my introduction.
Karasu: Yeah bro
Chigiri: NO, I KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN
Otoya & Karasu: Aww *Sad*
Chigiri: AW HELL NO, SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU.
Bachira: SO RIGHT, YOU KNOW?
Niko: I don't know
Kurona: Good.
Bachira: NO, YOU KNOW HOW AFTER OUR DOCUMENTARY AND THE U20 MATCH, WE GOT FAMOUS?
Isagi: Yeah?
Rin: So what
Bachira: AND YOU KNOW HOW KPOP GROUPS HAVE FAN NAMES RIGHT?
Isagi: They do?
Chigiri: Yeah, like Blackpink call their fans Blinks, Twice is Once, Newjeans are Bunnies
Bachira: YEAH! I WAS THINKING WE CALL OUR FANS BALLS!
Isagi: *Chokes* WHAT
Chigiri: PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT
Rin: Please jump off a building
Shidou: I LIKE IT! BALLS!
Everyone else except Bachira and Shidou: NO
Hiori: How about we call them something related to Lock? Because of Blue Lock?
Isagi: Oh! That's a great idea?
Bachira: WE COULD CALL THEM COCKS
Isagi: NO
Chigiri: PLEASE NO
Rin: We would lose fans.
Sae: Do you even know what the word cock means?
Rin: SINCE WHEN WERE YOU HERE
Shidou: SAE! I MISSED YOU! CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER? I SWEAR I JUST EXPLODED THE MOMENT I HEARD YOUR VOICE! *Jumps on Sae*
Sae: *Avoids* Get off me, cockroach.
Rin: *Glares at Sae*
Sae: The only reason why I'm here is because Ego asked me to help you choose a fan name.
Rin: *Huffs* Fine.
Bachira: WHAT'S WRONG WITH COCK? WE COULD CALL THEM OUR LITTLE COCKS!
Isagi: DO YOU KNOW WHAT COCKS MEAN?
Bachira: The animal right? Like the chicken?
Chigiri: Oh you poor poor soul.
Bachira: WHAT? OKAY HOW ABOUT WE CALL THEM UH FEET?
Reo: What did I walk into.
Nagi: *:x*
Isagi: WHY FEET?
Bachira: Because we play football so foot, feet!
Rin: I would rather die
Sae: Then die
Shidou: SAE-CHAN!
Sae: Rin, help me get him off.
Rin: And why should I help you?
Sae: If you do, I'll admit you're better than Isagi
Rin: ...Really?
Sae: He isn't helping me, therefore you are better...as long as you help.
Rin: *Grabs Shidou and yeets him out the window*
Sae: Thank you, you are better.
Rin: *Beams*
Bachira: I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND, WHY CAN'T WE CALL THEM OUR FEET?
Reo: Feet?
Bachira: Feet.
Reo: Okay so imagine, you really like this k-pop group right?
Bachira: Uh huh
Reo: And you would naturally want to join their fandom right?
Bachira: Of course!
Reo: And most of them have Fan Names like what the princess said, Blackpink and Blinks right?
Bachira: Yeah?
Reo: But now imagine, you join their fandom...but you find out... you're called feet.
Bachira: What's wrong with that?
Reo: FIABIFANJFNAJDJS I GIVE UP
Bachira: So...feet?
Sae: No.
Bachira: *:(*
Sae: I don't care, it's a horrible name.
Bachira: Then?
Kurona: How about we call them Keys?
Chigiri: Oh! That works!
Hiori: It sounds like Kiss!
Sae: *Nods* The fans aren't just crazy about our skills
Otoya: They simp for our looks as well, don't they?
Karasu: Genius bro!
Isagi: So it's settled? Keys?
Hiori: Yeah! It sounds adorable!
Rin: I'm fine with that
Everyone: Yep!
Bachira: I KNOW! I KNOW! HOW ABOUT WE CALL THEM LICKERS? BECAUSE WE KICK BALLS AND SO LICK BA-
Isagi: *Throws Niko at Bachira*
Kurona, Hiori, Niko: Headshot!
Chigiri: Thank you.
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Blue lock oneshots (Requests Open)
FanfictionSo, you can request any kind of oneshots involving the bllk boys. It can be character x reader or character x character. Also, no smut/lemon/lime. I can't write those. Also the majority of the characters are minors {\_ _/} ( ●_●) //>[YAY]
