WHERE ARE WE?
Ash is the first to wake up, groaning as his head hurts. His eyes open as they adjust, he feels grass beneath him and he instantly sits up. "What-?", Once his eys fully adjust, he sees that he is in the forest, he looks next to him and finds Emily laying there.
Ash nudges Emily. "Bro, wake up" when Emily doesn't move, Ash starts shaking her. "Get up bro! I think we got kidnapped!" Emily wakes up with a jolt, sitting up as her own eyes ajust. She takes in the surroundings, seeing green, lots of green. Grass and trees everywhere. They are in the forest
"We are gonna die!" Emily cried out. She stood up on her feet abruptly as Ash follows. "Bro, where are our kidnappers?" Ash looks around, taking in his surroundings. "Maybe they didn't want us anymore and left us here." Emily replies sarcastically. "Really?" Ash replies back, taking it seriously not catching the sarcastic tone. Emily rolls her eyes, "be so fr right now bro. Ain't nobody would want to kidnap us.."
"Dude, what if we are lucid dreaming?" Ash suggests. "What is that?" Emily asks, having no idea what that is. Ash looks at her in disbelief. "Ain't no way you dont know what that is." "shut up hoe, i'm not a nerd." "That is not a nerd thi- wait what is that.." Ash interrupts himself as he and Emily suddenly hear a faint sound.
A faint tune, that is way too recognizable. They can faintly hear, 'Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me", in the background, more into the woods.
"Do you hear that?" Ash asks, going silent trying to figure out if he is imagining it or not. "It's the voices, bro. It got to us.." Emily replies jokingly. "Shh" Ash shushes her, making Emily side eye him.
The two walk closer to the sound, the music getting louder, the lyrics finally more audible. 'Hey now. you're a rock star , get the show on. Get paid.' The two make it closer to where the music is coming from, and there they see a very familiar sight. Shrek's cabin. Where the music is coming from? No clue. Their eyes drift to the pond and, "SHREK?!" The two exclaim at the same time, surprised, seeing Shrek ass naked in the pond, trying to get fish
Shrek notices them, "AHHH GET OUT OF MEH SWAMP!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" Ash and Emily scream
