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[Scene: Seaside Island, beach, day.]

[Sonic and Amy are lounging under an umbrella. Nearby, Knuckles and Sticks are playing volleyball. Y/n is seen wearing his swimming trunks, having suntan while wearing his sun glasses and laying on a beach towel.]

Sonic: There's nothing like a lazy day on the beach.

[The volleyball bounces near Amy. She picks it up and throws it back to Sticks.]

Sticks: [Sighs happily] It's nice to breathe in that beautiful saltwater air and relax. For the first time, I feel totally stress-free.

Tails: [Offscreen] Hey, guys!

Sticks: Agh!

[Sticks shrieks and drops into her alert stance. Tails arrives, pushing something covered by a cloth bag.]

Tails: I just perfected my most brilliant invention yet. Meet UT, the Universal Translator. Designed to translate any language into our own.

[Tails uncovers Universal Translator. Y/n then start to get up as he take off his sun glasses and looking at Tails invention. Sonic, Amy, and Sticks look at it, seemingly unimpressed.]

Tails: Allow me to demonstrate.

[Tails directs everyone's attention to a mother bird feeding her babies nearby. Universal Translator watches them for a while, then turns around.]

UT: [Translates for the baby bird] "The fact that you pre-chew my food is repulsive."

Knuckles: Hey-ey-ey! It works!

UT: "Didn't see that one coming."

Knuckles: [Confused] Um... it's still talking?

UT: "I thought this thing just translated birds."

Tails: Since what you're saying doesn't need to be translated, UT is translating it into what you really mean!

UT: "I didn't intend for it to do that, but I will gladly accept full credit."

Amy: That's great, Tails!

UT: "Pretty lame."

Amy: That's not what I was thinking at all.

UT: "Man, I am totally busted."

Amy: Tails? I think it needs some more work.

UT: "If that thing doesn't shut its metal trap, I think I might die."

Y/n: Okay. That was weird?

UT: "That robot is starting to creep me out."

Sticks: Wait... this thing reads minds?

UT: "Wait. This thing reads minds."

Sticks: GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!

UT: "Get it out of my head."

[Sticks pulls out her boomerang and is about to attack UT, but Knuckles restrains her.]

Knuckles: Now, now! Calm down, Sticks!

UT: "Take it easy, whack-job."

Sticks: Hey!

UT: "I am displeased."

Sonic: Don't be offended, Sticks. Knuckles didn't mean to think that.

UT: "He's not the sharpest tool in the shed."

Knuckles: [Growls]

Amy: Tails, I think it's best if you shut that thing off. We don't want it to reveal anything too... sensitive.

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