Unlucky Knuckles

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[Scene: A field]

Knuckles: Yeah! [Places a golf ball on a tee] Who's gonna take it downtown? Knuckles! That's who! Gonna pour Sonic a hurt-tonic. And the pain is gonna be chronic!

Sonic: Okay, we get it. [flips a coin]

Knuckles: Tails! [Turning his attention to Tails] Tails, you flip it! Not sure I trust this guy.

[Sonic gives the coin to Tails who flips it in the air.]

Knuckles: Heads!

[The coin lands on Tails' wrist and he flips it over to reveal it as tails.]

Knuckles: [Grumbles] Lucky.

[Sonic tosses his golf ball into the air and hits it with his club. The golf ball then flies right into the hole and rolls back down the mountain where it pops up from a hole and Sonic catches it.]

Knuckles: Don't give me that look!

[Knuckles heads over to swing his gofaball and the golf ball rolls toward the hole but a leaf lands on it causing it to move the other way.]

Tails: One nothing, Sonic!

Knuckles: Aw, come on! You saw the wind blew that, right? [Swings another gofaball but it hits some birds.] What?!

Sonic: You gotta factor in bird migration. That's Gopher Ball 101.

[Knuckles growls and goes to swing another ball. However, it ends up going past the hole and Knuckles tries again. He tries again over and over until he tires out.]

Knuckles: That's totally unfair!

Tails: Maybe you need to work on your swing.

Knuckles: You kidding me?! It has nothing to with my swing! It has everything to do with luck!

[Sonic and Tails just stare at him and Knuckles takes another swing where the ball actually stops in midair before landing. A frustrated Knuckles throws his club which actually lands in the hole and Knuckles screams loudly. Like a "Gaaaaah!".]

[Scene change: Amy's House in the garden]

[Knuckles is seen pacing around with Amy, Y/n and Sticks watching him.]

Amy Rose: Knuckles, I see you're upset. But...

Knuckles: Don't bother trying to get me to talk about my feelings!

Y/n: Actually Knuckles. Amy is referring to stop stomping so hard at her grass.

[Knuckles stop and see footprints of his.]

Knuckles: Sonic the Luck Monkey beat me in Gopher Ball by getting totally lucky!

Amy: I thought you didn't want to talk about your feelings.

Knuckles: I don't! I just wanna yell!

Amy: We all get into a slump now and then.

Knuckles: I'm not in a slump.

Y/n: [Hand on his waist] Oh, really? Then how many times has Sonic beat you this week?

Knuckles: [Starts counting with his fingers.] I told you. I don't want to talk about this!

Sticks the Badger: Maybe, there's a disturbance in the Luck Balance of the Universe.

Knuckles: That could happen? Stupid universe.

Sticks: What you need to do is burn through the rest of this losing streak, by bringing yourself as much bad luck as you can, as fast as you can, to speed up shifting the Luck Balance of the Universe, back the way it was, before this all happened!

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