Does Zombie Want Oatmeal?

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Oatmeal Incorporated

Java St

Hartford, Connecticut

Solomon: *making blueberry oatmeal*

Zombie: I want oatmeal. I want oatmeal. No eat brains. Need oatmeal.

Solomon: Since when do zombies eat oatmeal?

Zombie: Need oatmeal. Need it now.

Solomon: Speak proper English!

Zombie: Can I have some oatmeal, please?

Solomon: Sure, which flavor?

Zombie: The raspberry flavor.

Solomon: You got it, pal!

Zombie: Pal?!! *melts*

Solomon: No comment.







This story was written on Saturday, October 26th, 2024.

A/N Zombie want oatmeal? But you melt! Zombie no get oatmeal! 😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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