Woodrow Flirts With Nicole

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Woodrow: Hey, baby!

NicoleElf2: Excuse me? *slightly disgusted*

Woodrow: I think you're hot! *flirting with Nicole*

NicoleElf2: I'm flattered, but I'm not interested.

Woodrow: You're everything a man could want!

NicoleElf2: I said, I'm not interested! Must I repeat myself?

Woodrow: Babe, we were made for each other! *tries to kiss Nicole*

NicoleElf2: Back up! Where's my pepper spray?! *takes it out of her jeans pocket and sprays the stuff in Woodrow's eyes*

Woodrow: *eyes feeling the burning sensation* My eyes!!! Woman, you crazy!!! It burns!

NicoleElf2: Read my lips! I'm not interested!

Chantelle: Pop off queen!!!

Woodrow: If I go blind..... *loses his eyesight permanently* Oh no!!! I'm blind!!!!

Morgan: Serves you right! Don't ever hit on women again, creep! *stomps on Woodrow's foot*

Woodrow: Yow!!! *jumping up and down, holding his feet*

NicoleElf2: How does it feel to be blind? *smirks*

Woodrow: It sucks! *bumps into the wall* I hate this!! *bumps into the wall again*

Morgan: How old is this fool?

NicoleElf2: 44.

Morgan: Ew, what a creep!






This story was written on Tuesday, October 8th, 2024.

A/N Woodrow, take the hint! Nicole isn't interested in you! You shouldn't have flirted with her, bro! Now you're blind! 😂😂😂😂😂 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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