Dude Get Lost!

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KFC

Shunpike Rd

Cromwell, Connecticut

Virginia: *eating the 5 piece tenders with a biscuit, mac and cheese, and cole slaw*

Man: Hey, baby girl! You want some chicken? *reeking of cigarette smoke*

Virginia: I'm already eating!

Man: Want to ride down with me to Mississippi? *smiles, showing almost no teeth*

Virginia: Ew, no!!! Get away from me!

Man: I'll fix you some hog maws, and pigs feet!

Virginia: Leave me alone!

Man: Get me some chicken! Get me some chicken! Get me some chicken! Get me some chicken! Get me some chicken!

Mental Institution People: Come on, let's go! *takes the man to the back of the mental institution van*

Man: *wheezing laughing* You want some smokey chicken! I blow smoke on it! *In the van*

Mental Institution People: *drives off*

Virginia: What a freak!







This story was written on Tuesday, October 29th, 2024.

A/N That man was creepy! He smells like crap! 🤢 Not to mention hideous! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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