OffGun October Collection of Drabbles 2024

Larceny (Off/Gun)

"Papii, did you see my sapphire blue Prada purse?" Gun stormed into the bedroom, startling his boyfriend. Off looked up from his phone, glancing at his frustrated other half.

"Nope." He answered and went back to his previous task. 

"Are you sure? I swear I put it somewhere here." Gun huffed out. He rummaged through the room like a madman, getting Off's attention again. 

"Did you steal it and hide it, Papii?" Gun glared at his boyfriend. 

"Are you trying to charge me with larceny, cute officer?" Off gasped and then winked at his partner. Gun's cheeks puffed out in annoyance. Off pushed himself up to the sitting position, putting his mobile on the nightstand.

"Stop, Papii and give me back my purse." Gun stomped towards the bed, where was Off sprawled till now. 

"I can't give you what I don't have." Off retorted. 

"Papii don't play with me." Gun pouted, while Off shook his head. He reached for his partner's arm and, with a light tug, pulled him onto the bed. Gun's smaller body landed on him, and Off immediately used his beloved's shocked state to turn him around and cage him between his body and the mattress.

"Papii..." Gun whined but didn't fight him. Off leaned closer and kissed the pouty lips. 

"Yes, Officer Cutie? Do you want to put me in the jail of your love?" He wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. Gun rolled his eyes before he wrapped his arms around Off's neck to pull him closer. 

"Shut up, and show me how you regret your actions, cheese thief," Gun mumbled, joining their lips in a heated kiss. With that, the Prada purse was forgotten for now.