31. Prankster

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In a world where hierarchy and power govern relationships, the comedic rivalry between Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian reaches new heights.

Lan Wangji wakes up with a singular mission is revenge because the day before, Wei Wuxian had unleashed his notorious angry side, flinging two apple slices at Lan Wangji as he made a daring escape.

To Wei Wuxian, it was harmless trick but to Lan Wangji, it was a “deadly assault” on his dignity.

Lan Wangji, ever the dramatic one, spins the incident into an epic tale of humiliation, complete with imaginary narrators detailing his plight.

Lan Wangji mutters to himself, shaking his head at the cruelty of his supposed friend, "How dare that ruthless alpha attempt a murderous attack on a beautiful omega like me so now he will pay for his actions."

Fueled by determination and a desire to reclaim his honor, Lan Wangji strides to the hospital where Wei Wuxian is resting, blissfully unaware of the storm brewing outside his door.

As an alpha, Wei Wuxian has a reputation for being strong and ruthless, but today, he lies in a hospital bed, completely defenseless and surrounded by a plethora of suspiciously unappetizing hospital food.

Lan Wangji's heart races with excitement as he devises his scheme, which he dubs “Mission Ruthless Alpha.

This is not just any prank even this is an operation with a title and a purpose.

Lan Wangji tiptoes into Wei Wuxian’s room, his footsteps silent as a shadow, reminiscent of a ninja preparing for battle.

But the sight of Wei Wuxian peacefully sleeping, mouth slightly agape and snoring melodically, tugs at Lan Wangji's heartstrings.

Lan Wangji scolds himself, “Focus Lan Wangji, This is a battle of self-respect and you must win it as you are the second Lan prince of demons.”

With a mischievous grin, Lan Wangji takes the edge of his robe and gently tickles Wei Wuxian’s nose so the result is immediate and spectacular.

Wei Wuxian stirs, scrunching his face in confusion, looking like a kitten waking from a nap.

Lan Wangji can hardly contain his laughter, a sound akin to a suppressed snicker combined with an enthusiastic squeak.

Not wanting to stick around to bask in his victory, Lan Wangji dashes behind the door, barely able to suppress his giggles.

The hospital room, usually a place of solemnity, transforms into a comedic arena, and Lan Wangji imagines the chaos that will soon ensue.

As Wei Wuxian fully awakens, he blinks rapidly, bewildered and scratching his head like a cartoon character.

Wei Wuxian mumbles, glancing around the room, "Who dares disturb my glorious slumber? I have a feeling that an omega came here because I can smell his pheromones here."

A smirk forms on Wei Wuxian's lips as he realizes only one person could be behind this ticklish attack is the Brat omega himself, Second Prince.

ession lighting up with mischief. He stretches and swings his legs over the side of the bed, eyes gleaming with revenge, “Brat omega, you have crossed a line. Looks like the apple slice hit your nose a little slow yesterday. I should have broken your whole nose. Get ready for revenge.”

Meanwhile, Lan Wangji returns to his home at Jingshi, feeling triumphant and ready to enjoy the fruits of his prank.

Lan Wangji imagines Wei Wuxian’s confusion, picturing him flailing around in his hospital bed.

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