You Young Wild Thing

Don't be a Bitch

Look at how beautiful you used to be; that long blonde, curly hair that would rest nicely along your back; grow it out again; good girls have long hair; those big blue eyes covered in makeup; wear it again; without it you look gross and a girl must be presentable; your nails that were painted a pretty shade of light pink; paint them again; when will you stop picking at them, your fingers look like fat ugly tree stumps when you do that; girls don't have fat ugly fingers; that pretty dress you wore with that pink bow; wear another dress; I don't give a damn if it's itchy; beauty is pain and girls wear dresses, they don't complain; don't be a bitch when boys hit you, they like to ruff house and hit girls because it's funny, you can either hit them back or shut up about it, but under no circumstances are you to come complain to me; I am not your savior; here is how you will get the main role in drama, you will sit and listen and I will be right; here is how to smile like a good girl; here is how to hug people you don't love; don't be rude, hug grandma goodbye; kiss your uncle goodbye; I don't give a damn if you want to or not; I am telling you to; you have to; boys will laugh when you cry, so don't; don't give them a reason to poke fun at you, although that may be hard to do because you are a laughable person; making fun of you is as easy as saying the sky is blue; I don't want to go to your choir concert, so I won't; you still have to do your best; I don't want you here; I don't want your brother here; you take care of him, be his mother; that is how you take care of a child, you will need to know this because one day you will have children of your own, because that is what women do; although I wouldn't trust you with a child, that child would be dead by the end of the day; you don't pay attention enough; you are too stupid; he was just experimenting with you, who cares you liked it anyway, women like you always do; if you don't want attention from men then don't be a slut; don't beg for their attention; don't like it; don't lie; don't be a bitch; women like to say men are bad; they say men are evil; they say we are monsters, we are not monsters, women are; women are crazy; don't be crazy; good girls are not crazy; good girls don't complain; good girls are quiet; so, be quiet; you are not allowed to cook; but isn't that what a women does; typically yes, but I will not let you cook because I do not trust you; you do not pay attention long enough to not burn the house down; I will cook and feed you because you are too stupid to do it on your own; how will you raise kids if you can't cook or pay attention; how will you ever live on your own; get your life together now; decide what you are going to do with your life; don't go in blind; here is what you are good at; nothing; here is what you are bad at; everything; a man will never marry you if you are not pretty; if you do not have your life together; if you do not take care of him; here is how you will treat a man; pick up and clean after him; don't complain; listen and do as he says, for he is always right; cook him dinner when he wants it; clean the house when he wants it cleaned; don't be a bitch; here is how a man will treat you; he will scream at you, telling you when and how you will do things; you will do as he says, if not he has the right to make you listen; he will hit you; that is what boys do; don't be a bitch; this is how you treat me; I am the man of this house; you will listen and treat me as such; you will do as I say when I say it; I don't give a damn if you don't understand; don't be a bitch; this is how I will treat you; you belong to me until you turn 18 and move out of this house and find another man, I own you; I own you; you are mine; I own you because I am the only man you have; but dad between me and you I am the only man; that is the problem, sweetheart you are not a man, but you act like it; you are supposed to be quiet and listen; you are supposed to be submissive; don't be a bitch;

yes sir.