They are not a couple here
L: Sir
A: What
L: Wtf is this Insta post I cant understand any of it
A: Wdym
L: Wtf is skibidi. Wtf is sigma. Wtf is an alpha. Why is Lucifer "a beta stuck in the matrix" and why are you an "alpha skibidi wolf" whatever that is
A:Um
L:Fym um???? why would you post something that no one understands
A: No ur the only one who doesnt understand it its so simple its gen alpha terms
L: Are you calling me old
A: no
L: may i remind you that ur 700 years older than I am
L: old man
L: *middle finger sticker*
A: Chill tf out bro
L: ANYWAY
L: explain this: dude im having such as skibidi day, my boss is not sigma, and she made me do whole bunch of skibidi shit and even compared to lucifer who is definitely a beta stuck in the matrix. That is so not alpha, ykyk guys? Im literally the sigmaest alpha around and im definitely a alpha skibidi wolf yea? *copied from their universe insta*
A: ermmmm
L: well?
A: Uhm
A: google it
L: is it something i shouldnt know old man?
A: its complicated
L: if its that complicated then why do u use those terms to confuse me
A: GO GOOGLE IT
L: fine
*10 minutes later*
L: sir you need to take ur pills
L: u are seriously insane like how are you this brainrotted
L: ur not gen alpha dont say that shit aight?
A: fuck you beta stuck in the matrix
L: -216356153462394798 aura that is not skibidi old man
(end)
i had to my friends are all brainrotting
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Guitarspear (Adam X Lute) Oneshots
FanficBasically the title. REQUESTS OPEN!!! No smut, or at least not entirely, and mostly fluff, some angst, and also there are different universes/backgrounds here. Credits to Vivziepop and Hazbin team. Cover art is not mine! Credits to the artist! Umm...
