I just thought if this one since me and my older sister always argue over Batman and Superman.
And for this story, America is your younger brother and you're a big fan of Batman. (If you're not a Batman fan or like Superman better, then sorry! You have to like Batman for this one! Haha! I'm cruel aren't I?)
(Y/N)=Your Name
(BF/N)=Best Friend Name
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"Superman's better than Batman!" Alfred yelled at his big sister, which is actually you.
"Well, I think Batman's better than Superman." You said with a smirk.
"Why? He can't fly!" Your brother argued.
"Yes, he can't fly. But he has good detective skills, and his weakness isn't a green glowing rock." You said proudly.
"I don't care! Superman is still the best! And there's nothing you can say about it!" Alfred yelled stomping his foot.
"Well too bad! Superman was killed by Doomsday and Batman defeated him many times and in the animation!" You yelled but soon covered you mouth as you saw tears form in Alfred's eyes.
"Alfred, I'm sorry I didn't mean to say-" You tried to explain but Alfred ran towards you and started hitting and kicking you with his small hands and feet.
"I hate you! I hate you I hate you I hate you!" Alfred yelled running towards his room, slamming his door.
"Alfred please I didn't mean it!" You cried knocking on the door.
You then heard your phone ring to see (BF/N) was calling you. You answered the phone, hoping he/she could help you with you and Alfred's little fight.
"Hey (Y/N)! How's it going?" (BF/N) asked.
"Not good. Listen can you help me? I'm in a very bad situation right now." You said on the phone.
"Oh jeez, is it you and Alfred again? What did you do this time?" He/She asked.
"Well, I kinda told him about Superman dying and being defeated by Batman." You said rubbing your head.
"Oh for God's sake! Why do you always have to spoil and ruin everyone's precious moments huh?!" (BF/N) yelled.
"Well it's not my fault that he said some trash about Batman! You know I love Batman (BF/N), and you're not helping at the moment!" You yelled over the phone.
"Hey! Take it easy! You don't have to yell over the phone. I'm sorry okay?" He/She said quickly.
"Alright alright. Now what do I do? He hates me now." You said sadly.
"Okay, how about this. Dress in a Superman outfit." He/She suggested.
"You kidding me?" You mumbled.
~Ten minutes later~
"Alfred, open up." You said knocking on the door.
"No sister around. Especially if they hate Superman." Alfred yelled through the door.
"Alfred please! I'm sorry!" You begged.
"Why should I?" Alfred asked.
"Just unlock the door." You said.
Alfred unlocked the door and sat back on his Superman bed pouting. "It's open."
You opened the door and walked in. You shocked Alfred by wearing a full Superman outfit and you even made your hair have a Superman curl.
"Alfred, I'm sorry what I said. I didn't mean it, so I hope I can make it up to you. If you want me to I'll wear anything with Superman on for a week." You said blushing and fidgeting in the costume.
Alfred ran up to you and gave you a big hug. "I forgive you. And I'm sorry for saying Batman isn't awesome." Alfred mumbled blushing.
"Aww. It's okay. I was just overreacting." You said ruffling his hair.
"So, wanna watch The Avengers?" He asked.
"Sure, I wanna see Iron Man in action." You said jumping on Alfred's bed.
"Nu-uh. Captain America's the best." Alfred said putting in the DVD.
"You know what, both of them are the best when they work together." You said putting Alfred on your lap as the movie played.
After the movie ended you looked down to see Alfred asleep while holding his Captain America plushie. You gently picked him up and laid him in his bed. You cut the movie and TV off. Before you left the room you gave Alfred a kiss on his head.
"Goodnight my little superhero." You whispered leaving the room closing the door. On the door you saw a picture that Alfred drew of you dressed as Batman and Alfred dressed as Superman.
You giggled, walking towards your room.
You had the best little brother ever.
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That just soo cute!!! Isn't it. I hope you liked this one-shot!
-NyKera14-
