Romano x Reader: No Pun Intended

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This one just came in mind from a headcanon that said Romano likes puns. I hope it was Romano, if not and it was another character then at least enjoy it!

(Y/N)=Your Name

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"Hey Lovi!" You called your Italian boyfriend.

"What is it woman?" Lovi asked feeling a little aggravated.

"You see this book?" You asked showing him an astrology book about gravity.

"What about it? You learning something new or you just messing with me about space again?" He asked looking at you suspiciously.

"Well, it's about anti-gravity. And I need your help with it." You said trying to hide a laugh.

"(Y/N) why would you want my help?" He said staring at you.

"Because it's impossible to put down!" You said acting like you tried to put the book down, but lifting it up at the same time.

"You get it?" You giggled.

"Nope, I don't get it." Lovino tried to hide smile by covering his face with a book.

"Aw come on! You know those eggs you cooked this morning should've made your visions 'Eggsellent' from the way you're reading that book." You joked smirking.

"Come on (Y/N), enough with the puns." Lovino mumbled feeling his lips tremble a smile.

"That sucks, because I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction." You lost it on that one and instantly fell on the floor laughing.

"Hey, it's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it." You cried laughing having tears in your eyes.

You looked up and saw Lovino not saying anything, you thought he didn't want to talk to for awhile. So you got up and walked slowly to your room.

"(Y/N)." Lovi called your name.

"Huh?" You said slowly turning your head.

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock?" Lovino asked putting the book down looking at you.

"No, why?" You asked with a small smile.

"You know because it's very time consuming." He said with a serious face, but had a smile on his face.

"You joker." You giggled sitting on his lap.

"So, were my jokes funny?" You asked curiously.

"Well, they were pun intended." Lovino said which caused both of you to laugh.

He might not seem like it, but the guy's got lots of puns in his sleeves.

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Hope you liked this one. Sorry if it's a little sort and not that funny.

-NyKera14-

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