𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 | 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕿𝖊𝖓

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[Y/n] was deep in the blissful quiet of sleep, her body sinking into the warm comfort of her bed when suddenly. BANG BANG BANG!

A loud clanging echoed through her room as the door burst open, the racket yanking her straight from sleep into a disoriented, irritated haze.

She sat up, squinting as her eyes adjusted to the sight of Sanzu standing in her doorway, smacking a pot with a spoon grinning.

RISE AND SHINE, FUCKER!" Sanzu yelled, his grin stretching ear to ear as he stuck out a teasing tongue.

[Y/n]'s reaction was immediate and instinctive. She grabbed the first thing her hand found under her pillow, a small throwing knife, and launched it directly at him.

Sanzu's eyes widened in horror as he barely ducked in time, the knife whizzing past his head to embed itself in her wall. "WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY KNIVES?!" he shrieked, clutching his chest dramatically as if he'd seen his life flash before his eyes.

"Because you exist NOW STOP CLUTCHING YOUR PEARLS AND GET OUT," [y/n] growled, flipping him off as she pulled the pillow over her head, hoping that maybe, maybe, he'd take the hint and leave her to her precious sleep.

But her hopes were shattered when she suddenly felt not one, not two, but three bodies crashing onto her bed, knocking the wind out of her as they all piled on top of her.

"What the fuck" she managed to wheeze our before she slumped down defeated.

"WAKE UP!" someone yelled right by her ear, and she groaned. She managed to wriggle an arm free and pushed at the bodies until she caught sight of a familiar tuft of lavender hair inches from her face.

An irk mark appeared on her forehead. "Ran, I swear to God, I will shove a stick so far up your-" She cut herself off mid-rant, eyes widening as she got a clearer look. "Rindou?!"

Rindou snorted, his face way too amused as he adjusted himself on her bed, looking entirely unbothered by her murderous expression. "Surprised?" he asked, his lips quirking up in a smirk.

[Y/n] shook her head, bewildered. "Since when do you... what happened to you? Did your brother's stupidity finally rub off on you?"

Ran, now lounging across the room with a smirk that screamed trouble, held up a small trinket she recognized immediately, a silver bracelet she kept on her nightstand.

"Nice of you to leave things lying around for us," he said, his tone infuriatingly smug as he tossed it in the air and caught it.

"Ran," she growled, her eyes narrowing. "Stop touching my stuff before I touch you with a fucking knife."

Sanzu snickered, his grin widening as he leaned back against her doorframe, still holding the pot and spoon like he hadn't just narrowly escaped being impaled. "As much as this is comedic. We're just here on orders."

[Y/n] glared at him, half-sitting up and raking her disheveled hair out of her face. "What orders?"

"Mikey wants us in a meeting right now," Sanzu explained, a note of mock seriousness slipping into his voice as he gave the pot another bang for emphasis. "So, naturally, we had to come wake you up. Consider it a courtesy."

"A courtesy?" [y/n] grinned bitterly, finally managing to wrestle free from the three of them. "You do realize I have other knives in here, right?"

Rindou snorted, a grin tugging at his lips as he edged back toward the door. "Alright, alright, she's up. Let's give her some privacy."

But neither Ran nor Sanzu made any move to leave. They sat comfortably on her bed, looking entirely too pleased with themselves. [Y/n] raised an eyebrow, crossing her arms. "Can you guys get the fuck out so I can actually get ready?"