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𝕴𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓

Greetings mortals. I would like to say thank you for clicking on this story. I really do appreciate every single one of you guys reading this.

Now, let's get one thing straight, this book is all about comedy. Because, well, why not? Life's too short to take everything seriously, so I figured, why not write a fic with a bunch of bullshit😼

I MEAN CMON WHO DOESN'T LIKE A BIT OF COMEDIC RELIEF

Disclaimer: If you're looking for a book with deep symbolism, poetic prose or coherent narratives, this story really isn't it for you because this book makes absolutely no sense at all😃

Here's the list of things to expect in this story, if you are triggered by any of these mentions, please click out of this story.

Note: This story is all for fun and pure fiction.

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Mentions Of:

-Blood
-Gore
-Death
-Detailed Torture
-Drugs

and many more.

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Abbreviation Meanings:

[y/n]- your name

[f/n]- first name

[l/n]- last name

[h/c]- hair colour

[h/l]- hair length

[e/c]- eye colour

[n/n]- nickname

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This story includes all of the above as-well as: fluff, a tinge of angst, and alot of fucking crack😭😭

Note: The character's personalities most likely does NOT match their canon personality.

Okay, enough of the talking, let's get into the story.

Hope you all enjoy <3