Chapter One: Welcome!

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Dandy has added everyone to the GC

Dandy: Welcome, one and all to the GC!

Rodger: You should've told us this in the morning and not right now. It's two in the morning.

Dandy: Oh. Whoops! I must've lost track.

Astro: Please. I need some sleep. And I still need to give everyone dreams.

Shrimpo: I HATE YOUR DREAMS!!

Dandy: My god here we go.

Vee: Maybe it wouldn't hurt if we stayed for a while ig.

Shrimpo has left the GC
Dandy has added Shrimpo to the GC.

Dandy: What did she just say, Shrimpo?

Shrimpo: I DON'T GIVE TWO FLYING F_CKS ABOUT WHAT SHE SAYS!!

Shrimpo: wait HUH?!! WHY CAN'T I SWEAR?!!!

Dandy: Because, Caseoh's dinner, the child, Toodles, is ALSO in the GC.

Toodles: Oohh did sumbody call mi name???

Rodger: Grammer, Toodles. Work on it.

Toodles: Oh. Sowwy.

Cosmo: I am cooking rn, why did I miss so much already?

Shelly: This GC might have been a terrible idea.

Astro: I might agree on it.

Tisha: I honestly didn't know you were here at that point.

Shelly: What does that say to YOU? I didn't recognize your existence in the GC until now!

Tisha: :'(

Cosmo: OH SH_T I THINK I BURNT THE FOOD TO THE POINT IT IS ON FIRE!!!

Dandy: huh? Imma be right back.

Shelly: HMMM????

Brightney: HUH?!

Shrimpo: SKILL ISSUE

Sprout: COSMO WHY DID YOU- GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER

Cosmo: OKAY

Teagan: What did I just missed??

Poppy: I just back read. Cosmo caused a fire.

Boxten: WAIT WHAT?!

Teagan: HOW?!!

Dandy: I had to count my tapes.

Glisten: Wow. You really care about your tapes more than a LITERAL FIRE THAT WAS JUST CAUSED.

Dandy: It isn't an obsession!!

Gigi: Stage One. F_cking DENIAL.

Dandy: IT ISN'T AN OBSESSION!!!

Shrimpo: STFU YOU TAPE OBSESSED PETAL DYED GAY FLOWER

Dandy: HOW? I NEVER HAD DYE MY PETALS AND I AM NOT GAY

Toodles: Hhuh? What does gay mean?

Rodger: That you're going to find out later on in life, sweetie.

Gigi: Alright. Imma go gambling Raxdflipnote style.

Gigi has left the GC

Rodger: Sweetie has she used my money?

Teagan: ...yes.

Rodger: She's a dead woman.

Rodger has left the GC

Dandy: So...what should we do now?

Astro: Maybe let us sleep?

Vee: Let us sleep I guess.

Vee: HEY I WAS TYPING THAT IN FIRST

Dandy: Great idea Astro.

Vee: WE LITERALLY JUST SAID THE SAME THING AND YOU AGREE ON HIM YOU WALKING GAY FLAG?

Dandy: Yes. And again, I AM NOT GAY.

Dandy has kicked everyone from the GC

OKAY so that was a buttload of fun to write. This might have been a short chapter, but trust me! More chapters like these will be coming out. Eventually. Because of school. Alright I hope you guys enjoyed the start of the group chat! See ya! 478 words

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