Again, just like the first two DM disclaimers:
Ships Mentioned (one of them is Mirroring Jokes)
Swearing (doy)
Terrible Humor
And...drugs mentioned?? Like what?
Enjoy...I guess.
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Dandy: Babe?
Astro: yyeahh??
Dandy: Are you high?
Astro: whut thr fuckk danducis..
Dandy: You are LITERALLY texting like you're high!
Astro: im tirred. I cant textr iff im tiwed.
Dandy: Ohhhh.. that makes sense.
Astro: nnow letr mee skeep.
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Finn: I need to KRILL your mood and ask you a question!
Shrimpo: I HATE YOUR JOKES!! but continue.
Finn: If you REALLY hate crustaceans, then doesn't that mean you hate yourself? Shrimp IS a type of crustacean.
Shrimpo: I-
Finn: Come on, answer!
Shrimpo: NO YOU ALWAYS ASK STUPID QUESTION AND SAY STUPID JOKES I HATE YOU!!!
Finn: DAMN! You didn't have to be such a pain in the BASS!
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Vee: Mr. Dancifer.
Dandy: call me by my last name ever again and I will rip your spine out of place.
Vee: What to the fucking ever. Anywho, why do you have 5 bags of meth, 1 quart of cocaine, and 8 bags of painkillers all crushed up into one, toxic powder?
Dandy: Wow. Snooping as usual, I see?
Vee: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION.
Dandy: To get rid of it.
Vee: H-how??
Dandy: By using a flamethrower sandwich!
Vee: HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO GET- Yknow what, I'm not even asking at this point.
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(This is it guys. The moment EVERYONE has been waiting for! Thanks for sticking around for this moment! Now, STRAIGHT TO THE ACTION!!)
Glisten: Hey..
Finn: Why are you talking to me right now? Weren't you a pain in the BASS to me days ago?
Glisten: Yeah, I was a bit... heated at the moment..but I wanted to tell you something.
Finn: ...you really DO hate my jokes...I thought you were better than this.
Glisten: NO IT'S NOT THAT, I PROMISE!! It's just that...I wanted to get this off my chest...
Finn: Wait.
Glisten: Finn.
Glisten: I want to confess to you about my true feelings.
Finn: Oh my god..
Glisten: I...really do love you, Finn. I want to be your boyfriend.
Finn: I..don't even know what to say except...I accept that one in a KRILL-ion moment!
Glisten: Thanks. I love you.
Finn: I love you, too!!
(Did anybody else tear up reading this DM? BECAUSE I SURE DID😢😢😢SHIPPERS EAT UP!!)
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Toodles: Hey, dad! I want to show you something!
Rodger: Oh really, sweetheart? What is it?
Toodles: 🖕
Rodger: SWEETIE WHO TAUGHT YOU THE MIDDLE FINGER??
Toodles: Shrimpo did!
Rodger: He's a DEAD man.
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Glisten: I DID IT
Gigi: Huh? Did what?
Glisten: You know.. THAT??
Gigi: OH SHIT REALLY?!
Glisten: YES
Gigi: LIKE YOU ARE NOT CLOSE TO FUCKING AROUND YOU REALLY DID THE GODDAMN THING?!
Glisten: No bitching around, really did!
Gigi: OH MY GOD SHOULD WE EVEN ANNOUNCE THIS?!
Glisten: I MEAN IF YOU WANT TO
Gigi: THIS WILL BE PERFECT!!!
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Boxten: I didn't know you could cook Japanese food!
Shrimpo: Of course I do! I come from a Japanese family! How did you not know this?
Boxten: I am gonna tell EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!!
Shrimpo: NO DON'T YOU EVEN DARE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY JAPANESE TRADITION OR MY FAMILY TO ANYONE. IF YOU TELL A S I N G L E SOUL I WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD WHILE USING A TAPE RECORDER TO HEAR YOUR SCREAMS OF AGONY, OKAY?!
Boxten: ...got it.
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Jeez. Roller-coaster of insanity, am I right? I am still getting used to the fact that I just wrote an ENTIRE LOVE PART FOR THE DMS LIKE I CAN'T ANYMORE!!!I guess stay tuned for the next chapter if you are ready. After reading this chapter, I don't know how you're going to even think about the next one. I guess we'll find out later. See you guys in the next one! 667 words
