Chapter Two: WHAT IS HAPPENING

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Dandy: Good afternoon, toons!

Shrimpo: I HATE AFTERNOONS!!

Dandy: Is there something you like?

Shrimpo: NO!! I HATE EVERYTHING

Dandy: But don't you hate hating everything?

Shrimpo:...I HATE THE FACT THAT YOU MADE SENSE

Toodles: I learned a new word everyone!

Razzle: Oh? What is it?

Toodles: "Vá se foder"!

Rodger: Huh? I'm confused. Let me translate that.

Vee: Rodger, that's in Portuguese! WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TRANSLATE IT.

Rodger: WHAT?!! WHO TAUGHT TOODLES A SWEAR WORD?!

Vee: I TOLD YOU WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN

Dandy: I just left for four minutes and this is what's happening?

Boxten: WHAT DID SHE SAY?!

Rodger: THE "F_CK YOU" SLANG

Astro: Oh my💀

Poppy: HOW DID I NOT REALIZED THIS?

Shelly: I bet on Dandy's tapes that it was Shrimpo.

Tisha: Yeah, me too.

Dandy: DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT.

Pebbles: Well you better grab em and fast because it was.

Shelly: OH MY GOD PEBBLES YOU CAN TALK

Tisha: GIVE ME THEM TAPES

Dandy: IM NOT AFRAID TO HIT YOU NOW

Shrimpo: YOU STUPID DOG IT WASN'T

Pebbles: stfu you preppy ahh goob kisser

*Pebbles has unsent a message*

Shrimpo: IM SORRY HUH??

Dandy: Oh damn.

Scraps: I mean...he isn't lying.

Shrimpo: WHAT??

Scraps: What? I'm speaking the truth!

Dazzle: What is even happening?

Rodger: Shrimpo. Check outside your room.

Shrimpo: UGH. fine.

Razzle: WHAT WAS THAT?!!

Glisten: That sounded powerful...

Shrimpo: I WILL KILL YOU.

Shrimpo: WHY DID YOU PULL UP WITH A MIKE TYSON BOXING GLOVE

Dazzle: HELP

Toodles: No way actually??

Tisha: YEP THAT DEFINITELY WAS

Dandy: Well serves him right.

Astro: So we are not gonna go back to what Pebbles said? GOOB KISSER??

Goob: Huh? Is this true

Shrimpo: UHMM NO IT IS NOT

Gigi: Stage Two. Lying in Denial.

Shrimpo: SHUT IT ORIGAMI LOVER

Shrimpo has left the GC

Dandy: Okay then. What now?

Pebbles: I might expose your secrets.

Dandy: You don't have the guts.

Pebbles: Dandy is gay for Astro

Astro: HMMMMM????

Dandy: STOP

Boxten: DAMN WHAT??

Toodles: What?

Pebbles: Let me spell it out for you, child. DANDY. IS. IN. LOVE. WITH. ASTRO.  HE. IS. GAY. FOR. HIM.

Toodles: Ohhhhhh. That make sense

Poppy: I KNEW IT

Dazzle: This is too wild I can't.

Dazzle has left the GC.

Gigi: Why can't this generation be normal for once?

Pebbles: You wanna hear something?

Toodles: Sure!

Brightney: TOODLES DON'T

Pebbles: The Fitness Gram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic compassity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *double ding*. A single lap will be completed after you hear this sound *ding*. Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

*everyone was silent when all of a sudden, Finn decided to ruin the silence*

Finn: Well, I will KRILL the mood for you guys! That was the most impressive thing I ever heard or seen!

Glisten: I WILL KILL YOU THE MOMENT YOU WALK OUT OF YOUR ROOM.

Finn: COD-dang! There's no need to be so SEAL-ious.

Glisten: THAT'S IT!!

Astro: NO DON'T

Alrighty imma just stop this chapter before Glisten makes things a lot more chaotic. The amount of denial in this is CRAZY!! 596 words

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