Dandy: Hey guys
Poppy: Yeah?
Dandy: Do you ever just get this weird feeling that this entire chat is just a story being made by some weird 13-year-old kid, somehow constantly making more of our conversations?
Gigi: Who the f_ck starts a conversation like that? I just got in!
Astro: Well..not that I think about it.
Shrimpo: WHAT THE F_CK DO YOU EVEN MEAN BY THAT?!
Shelly: I am not sure if that theory is true, Dandy.
Dandy: Well you better believe it now.
Astro: I'm sorry, what?
*HiIAmNothingness has entered the GC*
HiIAmNothingness: Why hello there, everyone!
Shelly: OH MY SHELL, WHO ARE YOU?!
HiIAmNothingness: I am the creator of all of this nonsense!
Gigi: creator??
HiIAmNothingness: Yep! I made all of the entirety of the series!
Shelly: So, everything that we have ever chatted about was fake? Even this conversation now?
HiIAmNothingness: Well....when you put it like that, I wouldn't say that's necessarily true. It is happening right now, but trust me! It is true!
Finn: So, when you say necessarily true, does this mean that me and my babe's wedding was...fake?
HiIAmNothingness: OH NO NO NO! It definitely happened in your time period! No need to worry!
Finn: Oh thank god
HiIAmNothingness: Speaking of stories, I have a new one that is working into production!
Brightney: Well, I am into stories! What will it be about?
HiIAmNothingness: Let's just say that it is going to be a Shelly based story!
Shelly: SO I'M THE STAR?!!
HiIAmNothingness: As bright as Christmas trees!
Shelly: OH MY GOD, THANK YOU
Shrimpo: I HATE STORIES AND I HATE YOU!! WHY DON'T I GET A BOOK?!!
HiIAmNothingness: Really, Shrimpo?
Dandy: Shrimpo does have a point. Why does she get a story first but not us?
HiIAmNothingness: Well, it is based on one detail. Forgetfulness.
Dandy: I regret to even have asked.
Shelly: oh..
Brightney: Does it at least have a happy ending?
HiIAmNothingness: Who would want to end it with a terrible ending?! (Cough cough, squid game, COUGH) Of course it has a perfect ending!
Astro: Thank God. Does it have us as the side characters?
HiIAmNothingness: Well, most of you.
Shrimpo: GOD DAMN IT
HiIAmNothingness: See, this is why you are a side character.
Dandy: Wow. Based.
Shelly: Who would even want him as a main character?
HiIAmNothingness: Well...
Astro: What?
HiIAmNothingness: All of you are getting a story! Think of it as multiple stories in one book!
Brightney: That sounds delightful!
HiIAmNothingness: As we are typing right now, the Shelly book is now in progress!
Shelly: I wonder how it will turn out!
HiIAmNothingness: I'm sure I will turn out fine! Alright! I gotta go resume the typing production!
*HiIAmNothingness has left the GC*
Damdy: Oh. He left.
Astro: I guess we can just wait, darling.
Shrimpo: HAH!! Darling.
Shelly: Okay, don't start.
Shrimpo: SHUT UP!!!!
Okay, so I am just going to stop here because I need to go into production! All of this was true and new! So make sure you keep an eye out, okay? I will see you guys when the first chapter of "The Shelly Chronicles: A Dandy's World AU" comes out! 534 words
