NOTE: Keep in mind that this group chat takes place around 4 weeks later after the proposal.
*Dandy has entered the GC*
Dandy: Suck a beautiful day to chat, eh?Nothing can go wrong in the group chat!
Vee: Think again.
Dandy: What
Shrimpo: HELP
Dandy: The f_ck we just started our day
Shrimpo: I HATE THIS
Scraps: What did you do
Shrimpo: I JUST STOLE 200,706.30 DOLLARS FROM GIGI
Gigi: YOU'RE DEAD
Dandy: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!!
Shrimpo: BECAUSE WE OWE THE IRS THAT AMOUNT OF MONEY AND THIS B_TCH WOULDN'T LET IT SLIDE
Goob: The what??
Finn: The people that steal your money? Taxes? YOU SHOULD NEWT THAT ON YOUR NEWT-BOOK.
Dandy: That was a terrible joke.
Vee: I agree.
Finn: THEY ARE SEMI-AQUATIC OKAY??
FISH ARE FULLY AQUATIC TOO, SO WHY CAN'T I MAKE A JOKE OUT OF IT
Vee: Did not care, did not ask.
Finn: 😭😭
Glisten: HEY!! YOU LEAVE MY DEAR BEAUTIFUL FINN ALONE!!
Vee: Never say that again.
Shrimpo: I AM THIS CLOSE TO BECOMING MY HOMETOWN'S HATED FOOD IF YOU GUYS DO NOT HELP ME
Gigi: Your hometown?? Whatever, imma still KILL YOU.
Vee: Hold on. I got this.
Gigi: YOU CAN'T ESCAPHBDPJEJPEP0D9GW[%@[%×EPGEPHDL(:@#9_-6'PGSPGVLSGPEPBSVPWWPDUPD0;#]^@5W9SPH
Dandy: What the hell just happened
Vee: The co-planner for the proposal didn't PLAN her next move.
Dandy:....and that was??
Vee: I tripped her with my microphone tail.
Dandy: Oh.
Shrimpo: I hope that B_TCH doesn't get back up after this.
Gigi: You will PAY FOR THAT
Vee: god damn it
Dandy: Didn't the Japanese cuisine just say to you that THE IRS. NEEDS. DAT MONEY.
Gigi: F_CK THE IRS
Gigi: I WANT MY MONEY
Shrimpo: TRY ME B_TCH YOU WON'T
Dandy: No Gigi. THE IRS WILL KNOCK DOWN OUR DOOR IF YOU DON'T
Scraps: Just give her the money, she won't stop whining if you do not
Shrimpo: ...fine you paper folding lover
Gigi: One, never call me that EVER. Two, thank you.
Dandy: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT
Goob: Don't panic! Let me just call Rodger!
Shrimpo: Oh, PUH-LEASE. What is that one-eyed FREAK gonna do?
*Rodger has entered the GC*
Rodger: WHAT.
Dandy: Uhh yeahhhhh, so remember when I said I was gonna pay you back??
Rodger: Oh my god, do not tell me.
Dandy: Turns out...I didn't know that Gigi stole my money and Shrimpo stole it and ran for his life from gigi.
Rodger: I'll take care of it.
*Rodger has left the GC*
Gigi: heyy so you know a pimp named slickback??
Dandy: Who?
Shrimpo: Boondocks character, IDIOT.
*Rodger has entered the GC*
Rodger: There.
Gigi: Yeah so Rodger pimp named slick back SLAP ME BACK TO REALITY AND STOLE MY MONEY
Vee: Oh damn..
Scraps: You doing good?
Gigi: oh yes it's just a scratch
Shrimpo: is it though?
Gigi: F_CK NO NOT IN THE F_CKING SLIGHTEST
Shrimpo: YEAH THAT'S WHAT YOU F_CKING GET
Glisten: Turns out you are not useless
Rodger: I never was to begin with. Now you all have a good day. Almost all.
*Rodger has left the GC*
Dandy: You are NOT getting this back. Say goodbye to your money!
Gigi: F_CK. YOU.
Shrimpo: L BOZO
Okay, so I was gonna add more, but I preferred to keep it short and simple. Well, it's not exactly short and simple, but you get the point. I was trying to work on my oneshot requests, but it's dead now. So yeah. 591 words
