Slight Warning:
Swearing
Fruitcake, Mirror Jokes, and Frustrated Hugs mentioned
Goob: Is it true?
Shrimpo: What's true?
Goob: About you. Being gay for me?
Shrimpo: Wh...
Goob: Come on.
Shrimpo: Do not tell ANYONE and I mean A N Y O N E about this...but it is true.
Goob: <:○ YAYAYAYAYAY
Shrimpo: IF YOU TELL ANYONE I WILL BEAT YOU UP WITH A 2x4.
Goob: Okay!
(Frustrated Hugs simpers, EAT UP AND ENJOY IT)
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Gigi: I swear, what are we going to do with Shrimpo?
Dandy: Ignore him?? I don't fucking know, he's the bully!
Gigi: I'm ignoring the fact that you LIED to Vee about censorship in the DMs and NOT ignoring that we need to do something!
Dandy: Hmmm...Maybe Jake Paul him?
Gigi: Nahh...
Dandy: ...
Gigi: Add 3 Muhammad Ali moves and 2 Randy Orton moves and we got a deal.
Dandy: No questions needed. DEAL.
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Vee: Tisha.
Tisha: Vee.
Vee: Cleaning freak.
Tisha: Lesbian.
Vee: WHAT?
Tisha: Imma tell everyone that you are gay for Shelly.
Vee: YOU'RE A DEAD WOMAN!!!
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Shrimpo: Once you put your middle finger out like this, this will translate to "I love you!"
Toodles: Ohh, really?
Shrimpo: Ofc! If you love someone as their loving parent, lover, or friend, all you gotta do is go up to then and stick the finger out!
Toodles: That's really cool! I might do that to Rodger!
Shrimpo: I bet you will.
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Finn: Wanna chat?
Glisten: Just great.
Finn: Hmmm...something seems FISHY here.
Glisten: I SWEAR
Finn: Why do you always text when I text in the GC? Is it because you LOVE ME???
Glisten: HOW TF IS THIS EVEN TRUE?? NO I DON'T!!
Finn: GILL-ty as accused. Admit it!
Finn: I know you want to...
Glisten: NO!! I DO NOT LOVE YOU AND I WILL NEVER!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID JOKES!!!
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Sprout: I have to tell you something.
Cosmo: Yes?
Sprout: I like you.
Sprout: And I am NOT saying it as a friend way. I'm saying it in a GF BF way.
Cosmo: O-oh my.
Cosmo: I was waiting for you to confess it to me!
Sprout: YIPPEEE
(Friutcake shippers, yall can rest in happiness)
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Okay this might be the shortest chapter so far so imma just end this here. I PROMISE I MIGHT MAKE A LONGER DM CHAPTER THE NEXT TIME. So anyways that's all I have! See ya later! 410 words
