Just a slight warning:
Swearing
Ships Mentioned
Complete Insanity
Terrible Humor
Enjoy.
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Vee: Go fuck yourself
*Vee has unsent a message*
Scraps: What?
Scraps: I'm sorry, what did you actually say I wasn't paying attention.
Ve: Oh, you must be imagining things or hallucinating.
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Gigi: Are you.
Glisten: ?
Gigi: In love.
Glisten: No. Do not say it.
Gigi: With Finn?
Glisten: I swear to fucking GOD if you do not shut up.
Gigi: Look, if you don't wanna me to do Stage 4, then I HIGHLY recommend you not to push my limits.
Glisten: FINE I DO NOW LEAVE ME ALONE
Gigi: Well?
Glisten: Oh my god, well what?
Gigi: Ask him.
Glisten: NO I AM NOT
Gigi: If you're gonna be a wild, whiny, and scared bitch about it, then I'll do the honors.
Glisten: 🤦FINE...
Gigi: That's the spirit!
Glisten: But do NOT tell a SINGLE SOUL about this. EVER.
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Dandy: Can I sleep with you tonight?
Astro: Why the frick you want to do that?
Dandy: It feels lonely without you.
Astro: We just got together 4 hours ago, why wouldn't I?
Dandy: Thank you!
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Teagan: Is this a problem?
Poppy: Yeah??
Teagan: I just stole an entire liter worth of Cancola from Dandy and he is trying to find me out of spite.
Poppy: Well I don't know what to do except saying that...
Teagan: What? WHAT?!
Poppy: Well....
Teagan: ...He's right behind me, isn't he?
Poppy: Yep. Nice knowing ya.
Teagan: YOU BASTARD
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Toodles: I just learned this new method!
Shrimpo: ugh. Fine, what?
Toodles: Are you gay?
Shrimpo: HOW DO- y'know what- no I am not.
Toodles: Does Goob know you're gay?
Shrimpo: What? No.
Shrimpo: WAIT A SECOND
Toodles: SO YOU LIKE GOOB IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING???
Shrimpo: WHY WOULD I BE GAY FOR GOOB??
Toodles: Ohhhh, no reason..
Shrimpo: I swear to god, if he told you.
Toodles: Maybe??
Shrimpo: OH THAT'S IT.
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Goob: You wanna talk?
Shrimpo: YES.
Goob: Are...you good? You sound pissed.
Shrimpo: YEAH. DAMN RIGHT I'M PISSED OFF. WHY DID YOU TELL TOODLES?
Goob: Tell her what?
Shrimpo: THAT I LOVE YOU?
Goob: Wait, she told you? I did what you told me to do! Not tell a single soul!
Shrimpo: YOU'RE NOT SHITTING AROUND? YOU'RE NOT SAYING THAT TO PISS ME OFF MORE?!
Goob: I'm serious, I swear!!
Shrimpo: ...fine, I guess I believe you, since I'm your boyfriend.
Goob: Please apologize to me.
Shrimpo: I'm sorry for yelling and accusing you for telling Toodles..
Goob: Aww thanks, darling!
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Rodger: Flutter, remember that investigation you was helping me with?
Flutter: Uhh, yeah?
Rodger: Well, we have no clues and zero leads, so I'm afraid we will abolish it.
Flutter: Oh. Well it was very impossible to even figure out anyways.
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This was a lot. I promised and I received. The tension was so much I couldn't handle it. But at least it is a longer DM chat than usual. So yeah. See you guys in the next one I guess. 515 words
