Gravity Falls: Truth Or Dare

Truth Or Dare?

Dipper: "Hi, everyone. My name is Dipper Pines-"

Mabel: "And I'm Mabel! We are gonna go totes cray-cray with this thing!"

Dipper: (Groans) "Mabel, you getting us stuck in a game that could kill us all is not going to be-"

Mabel: "Aw, c'mon Dipper! Don't be a party pooper in front of our audience!"

Dipper: "I'm not being a - oh, never mind. Anyways, basically, Mabel was walking around in the woods when she stepped on a rock that turned out to be a pressure plate. So this weird stump flips over and there's a lamp on top. You know, like a genie lamp? So she rubs it, and-"

Mabel: "And this weird dude with sunglasses pops out! And he's all like, 'Hey dude, you got a wish. What do you want?" And I thought of all the bad things in the world. Hunger! Sickness! Children without stickers! I could rid the world of them all! And I knew what I wanted. So I said, 'Sir? I'd like to make me and everyone else play a big game of Truth Or Dare.' And he suddenly was like, 'Ooh, everyone else? That's a confusing wish... something may go wrong. It might even be life threatening! Are you sure?' And I said yes, and then we were here!"

Dipper: "Yeah, we're trapped in the Internet! It was bad enough when we got trapped in the pinball machine."

Mabel: "And that taught us not to cheat! See, Dipper? You need to look for the silver lining!"

Dipper: "The only silver lining is the one that will be in my hair soon if we don't get this over with! Who knows, maybe it will be a short game. Or the people on the internet will be nice and free us."

Mabel: "Or maybe they'll dare me to get a boyfriend!"

Dipper: "Mabel, no one's going to-"

Mabel: ( chanting ) "Boy-friend! Boy-friend! Boy-friend!"

Dipper: "Please, people! Save us! Before Mabel does something stupid!"

Mabel: "Dare me to find Aoshima! He's in the future, which is in the past! Send me there! SEND ME THERE!"

Dipper: "SAVE ME!!!"