Gravity Falls: Truth Or Dare

The Fall of Gravity, Part 2

Dipper: (With eyes closed) "Oh man, guys, I had the worst dream. I actually thought Bill had captured us, and..." *Dipper opens his eyes.*

Stan: "Oh."

*Around the three Pines is the comforting scene of the Mystery Shack. Stan's favorite chair is there, the shop isn't far away.*

Stan: "Heh. I thought it was going to be one of those things where you think it's a dream, and then you wake up and you realize it wasn't a dream. Yeah..."

Bill: "Oh, wouldn't that be great?" *The Mystery Shack disappears, and the Pines are in a dark stone room, with Bill hovering nearby.*

Bill: "Boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy, if it isn't my favorite little ENEMIES, the Pines! You're just so... what's the word? Is it gullible? Oh, no, I meant pathetic!"

Ford: "Bill, you monster! What have you done?"

Bill: "You know, for a six-fingered genius, you really didn't get the point when I threw a portal at you and you went into it, did you?"

Ford: "But... I was there. This isn't it."

Bill: "Oh, I'm not like that, IQ. I wouldn't put you in a evil realm of certain doom and immediately plunge you into the worst part of it... no, my lil' brainiac, I'd put you in a nice, safe room, to give you a false sense of comfort, and then I'd plunge you into a endless land of death!"

*The stone around the Pines and Bill crumbles, revealing a realm that can only be described as Bill's.*

***

HonestMongoose: "Hey, we have a dare." *The Mystery Shack is a state of devastation. Nothing moves anywhere... not even Soos, who's just sitting there without any color in his body. I think he's a little in shock.*

HonestMongoose: "Uh, anyone... no? Okay. Talking to myself here. Ahem. Anyway, here's the dare from Mewstar:
'I dare Gideon to get out of his robot and not be able to get back in.' That's a good dare, a good dare. Eh, if only Gideon was here to complete it..."

*Nothin'.*

HonestMongoose: (Annoyed) "Uh, I said, if only Gideon was here to complete it..."

*Silence. No Gideon in sight.*

HonestMongoose: "Oh my gosh, I've had it! I'm teleporting you here, you chubby little jerk!"

*Gideon in his Gideon-Bot appears, obviously enraged.*

Gideon-Bot: "No! I refused to be tossed around like a child!"

HonestMongoose: "I will not hesitate to summon a giant pacifier for your robot!"

Gideon-Bot: "Unfortunately, that's not the first time I've been threatened with that. No matter, invisible man in the sky. What are your evil demands?"

HonestMongoose: "Sorry, lil' guy." (Heh heh. Get it? It's funny, because he's Lil' Gideon. No? Yeah, no.) "We've got a dare, so you need to leave your robot."

Gideon: "What? No! This giant robot symbolizes my big hopes and dreams of bein' metaphorically big, which inspire me because I'm such a lil' guy! You can't make me leave! You are symbolically telling me that you can confiscate my hopes and dreams and remove me from them! Have a heart, invisible man! Have a heart!" *The daring magic kicks in and Gideon climbs out of his bot, yelling all the way.*