Gravity Falls: Truth Or Dare

Riding Rumble

HonestMongoose: "Ugh, guys! We already had an episode on the Dipper clones and- hey, let's just get to the dares, shall we?"

Dipper: "Yeah, and quick! Before we get confused."

Mabel: "Oh, you're over there? I thought..." ( notices the other Dippers ) "Oh boy."

HonestMongoose: "I just want to say that picking a dare was hard. There were quite a few good ones. I tried to go for something creative and completely new. So here it is...
Savvymoore097 dares: I dare Dipper and Mabel to ride Rumble to get the pterodactyl, because Rumble can jump like a madman!"

Dipper: "You're kidding."

Mabel: "Yeah! We get to ride the video game guy!"

Rumble: ( jumps out of screen ) "Aaaargh! It is the girl-baby fighter who lead me on the path of evil!!!"

Dipper: ( turns dramatically ) "Mabel, I have to sit this one out."

Mabel: "But Dipper!"

Dipper: "No, Mabel. I'll endanger the mission."

*dramatic music plays as Dipper nods, and Mabel, although tearful, nods back*

Rumble: "So you are the one who must go with me to fight the giant bird."

Mabel: "Yes. Yes, just me. Goodbye, Dipper."

Dipper: "Goodbye, Mabel."

Rumble: ( charges after the pterodactyl, dramatic music still playing ) "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"

HonestMongoose: "Wait, wait, wait." ( dramatic music stops ) "The dare clearly stated that Mabel and Dipper must ride Rumble. So..." ( Dipper appears next to Mabel on Rumble's shoulders. )

Rumble: "Rrrrr..."

Dipper: "Well. I'm dead."

(Dipper struggles to avoid deadly attacks from Rumble. Mabel laughs and enjoys the ride. Somehow, they manage to race after the pterodactyl as it leads them deep into the forest.)

Rumble: "Maybe your face killed my father. Because it is ugly! Hahahahaha!"

Mabel: "Guys, look! The pterodactyl!" (The dinosaur screeches and flies onto a tall tree.)

Dipper: "There's no way I'm riding Rumble onto a tall object where he can drop me at will!"

HonestMongoose: "Fine, you can sit this one out."

Mabel: "Okay, let's get that pterodactyl, Mr. Video game!"

Rumble: "Hmm..." (eyes Dipper) "There are other things I need to PUNCH! Why should I PUNCH the large bird? Did it kill your father?"

Mabel: "No... but it did steal my pig once..."

Rumble: *eyes grow huge* "WHAT?!? THAT ANGERS ME!!! I WILL PUNCH THE BIRD!!! FOR THE GIRL'S PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGG!" *jumps with Mabel still on his shoulders from branch to branch*

Mabel: "Oh yeah, baby!"

Dipper: "Of course the video game fighter has a deep love of pigs."

*Meanwhile, Rumble and Mabel are nearing the top*

Rumble: "Haha! I am the best at climbing trees, especially since I cannot look up!"

Mabel: "Wait, what?"

*Rumble hits his head on a branch and stumbles. He falls, and Mabel comes with him*

Dipper: "Oh no! Rumble can't survive this fall, so Mabel definitely can't! We need a dare! No, wait. There's no time! Uh, uh, we have to do something! But, uh, no time! No time-"

Mabel: "Grappling hook!"

*Mabel grapples to the tree, and Rumble hits the ground, losing a life and disappearing.*

Mabel: "I'm good, Dipper! And I've found the pterodactyl."

Dipper: "Okay, great. But we have to get Journal 4 back. How do you plan to do that?"

Mabel: "Oh, Dipper. I don't have to do anything."

*The sky flashes red. The pterodactyl looks around in fear. Then Waddles' head pokes out of Mabel's backpack. He looks at the pterodactyl, expressionless. He blinks.*

Mabel: "Go, my precious. Take your revenge."

*Waddles blinks again.*

Waddles: "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEL!"

*Explosion*