Mabel/Gideon-Bot: "ATTAAAAAAAACK!!!" *The Gideon-Bot charges at Bill, shooting a few missiles from its hair.*
Gideon: "Hey, watch it!"
*Somehow, none of the missiles hit Gideon or Waddles. Bill teleports to dodge the missiles, reappearing nearby.*
Bill: "Oh, trying to distract me, are you? WELL, IT WORKED! So please stop!"
Mabel/Gideon-Bot: "Never!" *More missiles are launched.*
Gideon: "Hey, that one almost singed my hair!"
*Bill teleports again, this time reappearing in his angry red form.*
Bill: "OH, YOU KIDS WANNA PLAY WITH FIRE?" *Bill launches two giant fireballs from his hands, and both of them slam into the Gideon-Bot. The robot, Mabel, Gideon and Waddles are all thrown backwards. The robot lands on its robotic rear end.*
Mabel/Gideon-Bot: "Woah! I think we're okay!" *The Gideon-Bot's hair disintegrates, leaving Mabel exposed and Waddles and Gideon falling.*
Mabel: "Definitely not okay!" *Even while breaking down, the Gideon-Bot manages to catch Gideon and Waddles. Mabel then jumps out of the control room, and the robot breaks completely.*
Bill: "OH BOY, THIS IS FUN! HEY, ¥°¥! I JUST CRUSHED THE ROBOT. DO YOU WANNA CRUSH THE REAL THING?"
¥°¥: "..."
Gideon: "Oh, my baby bought a new car! Let's lick and run, wheeeeee!" *Gideon's eyes are completely white as ¥°¥ drives him to insanity.*
Bill (Small and yellow again): "Oh, you wanna drive him insane, too? Personally, I enjoy some variety when I obliterate people's souls, but whatever. Who's next? Shooting Star?"
Mabel: "Let go of my brother, you ugly yellow freak!" *Mabel runs toward Dipper, who's still blabbering nonsense.*
Dipper: "Meow, meow. Who's my retro llama? Everyone needs a spork every now and then!"
*Mabel grabs her brother's arm, and he instantly snaps out of it.*
Dipper: "Mabel? Wait, what? Oh no, I'm remembering... where's Bill?"
Bill: "Behind you, Pine Tree." *Bill hovers behind Dipper.* "You're really annoying, you know that? Who would have thought that
¥°¥ loses his grip on you if someone touches you? Oh well. It's a minor setback. How about I just... wait, is that the janitor guy?"*Dipper and Mabel turn to see Soos stepping out of the portal. Dramatic music plays as Soos poses dramatically. Then the portal shakes and he falls flat on his face.*
Soos: "It was so much cooler when your Uncle Ford did it." *Dipper and Mabel run to Soos.*
Dipper: "Soos! What are you doing here? You're going to get killed!"
Mabel: "Yeah, sorry to break it to you, but there's a demon on the rampage."
Soos: "Dudes, I'm here for you, demon or no demon."
Bill: "Aw, how touching. Now, can we just cut to the part where-" *Bill is interrupted by a sudden noise. A moment later, a projectile from Ford's blaster hits him.*
Bill: "How many times do I have to KILL you people?"
*Ford and Stan are free from their prison, and ready for battle. Mabel runs over to break ¥°¥'s grip on Gideon.*
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Gravity Falls: Truth Or Dare
FanfictionAfter Mabel Pines throws the entire world into a massive game of Truth Or Dare, Dipper, Mabel herself, and plenty others are doing ridiculous dares, because no one wants a boring old Truth, and accepting ( not voluntarily, of course ) hilarious dare...