Gravity Falls: Truth Or Dare

Quacking The Case

HonestMongoose: "Seeing as Bill did who-knows-what to our last announcer guy, I'll be taking his place."

Grunkle Stan: "Nobody cares! Just save us!"

*walls threaten to squash the Grunkles into PB&Pines*

HonestMongoose: "You know, I could just let you die..."

Grunkle Ford: "You can't do that! Surely you know that destroying us would mean letting Bill win?"

HonestMongoose: "Yeah, yeah. I guess I'll give you the dare, then.
@EeBbAPpNdA1 ( my @ still isn't working ) dares: I dare Grunkle Ford to watch the entire Ducktective series with Grunkle Stan!"

*silence*

Grunkle Stan: "Well, that person with the confusing name just signed our death sentence."

( A TV suddenly appears, stopping the walls from moving any closer )

Grunkles: ( shocked silence )

*later*

Ms. Scarlet: ( on TV ) "Oh, Sir Gary-alot, won't you forgive me for stealing the royal forks?"

Sir Gary-alot: ( on TV ) "I know not, my dear. But my heart longs for the love of a fair maiden such as yourself..."

Grunkle Stan: "You tell em', Gary-alot! Love will prevail!"

Grunkle Ford: "Sane people actually enjoy this?"

*even later*

Detective: ( on TV ) "Well then, where were you last night?"

Barber: ( on TV ) "I told you already, I was golfing!"

Detective: "Alone?" ( The Barber nods. ) "In the middle of the night?" ( Barber nods again )

Ducktective: Quack... quack!"

Detective: "Quite right, old chap! The seer can tell us where this man really was last night!"

Barber: "You got all that from two quacks?"

Detective: "Of course not. I read the subtitles at the bottom of the screen."

*much later*

Detective: ( gasps ) "The seer has been killed!"

Ducktective: "Quack quack quack! Quack, quack!"

Detective: "Agreed. The barber must have disposed of her to rid of all evidence."

Ducktective: "Quack, quack quack."

Detective: "As usual, you're right, chap. We must take her body back to the labs to see what killed her. I don't see any wounds..."

Grunkle Stan: ( somehow got a bulletin borad and string and pictures ) "Argh! Who could have done it? Oh, wait! What about Johnny J. John?"

Grunkle Ford: "No no, that can't be so! See here, in Rosetta Tulip's picture? It was taken at 5:30 in the park, and you can see Johnny there, in the background."

Grunkle Stan: ( pounds on walls ) "Who could it be?"

*much, much later*

Nurse: ( on phone ) "Um, Ducktective and detective? You might want to come over to the labs..."

Detective: "Alright, but I see no point. The barber is behind bars, so Ms. Scarlet won't ever be forced to create a giant collection of forks again."

Grunkle Stan: "Yes, yes! Then Gary-alot can finally give her the ring!"

( On TV, the duck and detective walk into the labs. )

Ducktective: "Quack quaaaack!"

Detective: "Agreed. This had better be good! We missed watching the newest episode of Gary The Giddy Goat And Greg The Gargantuan Gorilla to be here."

Grunkle Ford: ( gasps ) "They watch it, too? Ha ha! See, Stan? I told you that cool people watched it!"

Grunkle Stan: "Yeah, yeah. I guess one cool person watches it. But only one."

Grunkle Ford: "That's actually two cool people. Ducktective watches it too."

Grunkle Stan: "But he's not a person, he's a mutant duck."

Grunkle Ford: ( frowns )

*if you knew how long the grunkles have been watching TV, you might not believe it*

Detective: "Stop right there!"

Baker: "Oh, it eez my good friend Ducktecteeve! Vat vrings you here? And why zo much hostility, ya?"

Detective: "Drop the act, baker! We figured out that you were building the evilest dining utensil in the world, and to build one, you needed the best forks around. Royal forks. You threatened Ms. Scarlet and made her steal the forks, because she might be allowed inside the castle because of her love for Sir Gary-alot. Once us detectives got on the case, you knew we'd eventually go to the seer, and she'd tell us everything. So you brought her a treat and poisoned her!"

Ducktective: "Quack quack quaaaaack!"

Detective: "Couldn't have said it better myself."

Baker: "Zo you vigured eet out. But it eez too late! I have, at long last, created ze evilest dining utensil of all time!" ( A giant, multi-bladed thing about 50 ft tall comes out of the ground behind him. )

TV Announcer: "Can the detectives stop the Doomsday Utensil? Why does the baker have such a weird accent? Will Ms. Scarlet marry Sir Gary-alot? And most importantly: Where is Duck-blech-tive, Ducktective's evil twin? Find out in season 42.$87!" ( TV dies )

Grunkle Stan: "I! Hate! CLIFFHANGERS!!!" ( Pure fury engulfs Grunkle Stan, and a giant crack appears in the room. )

Grunkle Ford: "We're free!" ( runs to freedom while Grunkle Stan violently dissembles the TV's essence )