¡ Atsushi and Chuuya are brothers aka they was both experiments ♥︎ ! Ship ho is ssk <
Dazai is going to die one day （☆/＞u＜/） - Chuuya
Chu chu chuuyaaa > < : I really FUCKING hope you die of fucking day be WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUT DRUGS IN THE FUCKING HAM!?
*suicidal Whore wasted bandages*: hehe you kn ow..
SunnyJinko 🌼**: Drugs?! What drugs?? Onīsan, what's happening?
Chu chu chuuyaaa > <: Dazai thought it would be "FUNNY" to lace the ham with some hallucinogens.
suicidal Whore wasted bandages : For science.
SunnyJinko 🌼 : ...Why would you do that, Dazai-san??
suicidal Whore wasted bandages : You two were so tense after that mission. I thought a little relaxation might help.
Chu chu chuuyaaa > < : YOU CALL SEEING A PINK TIGER IN A TOP HAT RELAXING?
SunnyJinko 🌼 : P-Pink tiger??
Chu chu chuuyaaa > < : IT WAS TAP-DANCING, ATSUSHI. TAP. DANCING.
suicidal Whore wasted bandages : 🕺✨A tiger of culture, clearly.
SunnyJinko 🌼 : Onīsan, are you okay now??
Chu chu chuuyaaa > < : No, I'm not okay! I spent three hours trying to fight the tiger before realizing it wasn't real!
suicidal Whore wasted bandages : Ah, so the experimental dose did last longer than I thought.
Chu chu chuuyaaa > < : I'm coming to your house, Dazai. With a baseball bat.
SunnyJinko 🌼 : Wait, no, let's not resort to violence-
suicidal Whore wasted bandages : Oh, Chuuya, if you wanted to see me that badly, you could've just asked. ❤️
Chu chu chuuyaaa > < : Dazai, I SWEAR
SunnyJinko 🌼 : panicking Can we all just... calm down? Please?
suicidal Whore wasted bandages : Atsushi, would you prefer I lace your food with something else next time? I'm taking requests.
SunnyJinko 🌼 : WHAT?? No!! Don't lace anything!!
Chu chu chuuyaaa > < : THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE DEAD!
suicidal Whore wasted bandages : As the group name says. 😊
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Later that day, Chuuya burst into Dazai's apartment, baseball bat in hand and murder in his eyes. Atsushi trailed behind, trying to calm his brother down, but it was clear Chuuya wasn't listening.
"DAZAI!" Chuuya roared, kicking the door open.
Dazai, lounging on the couch with a cup of tea, didn't even flinch. "Ah, Chuuya! Right on time. I was just wondering when you'd arrive."
"You're dead, you smug bastard!" Chuuya charged at him, swinging the bat.
Dazai dodged effortlessly, his laugh echoing through the room. "Careful, Chibi. You might break something valuable."
"I'LL BREAK YOU!"
Atsushi stood frozen at the door, torn between trying to stop the chaos and letting it play out. After all, this was basically their normal dynamic.
"Onīsan," Atsushi called hesitantly. "Maybe we should just-"
"STAY OUT OF THIS, ATSUSHI!" Chuuya shouted, swinging wildly at Dazai again.
Dazai, meanwhile, ducked under the swing and snatched the baseball bat out of Chuuya's hands with a grin. "You're so predictable, Chuuya. Have you ever considered anger management classes?"
"SHUT UP!" Chuuya lunged at him bare-handed.
Atsushi sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. "I'm calling Kunikida-san..."
Dazai dodged Chuuya's punches, laughing all the while. "Don't be so dramatic, Chuuya. You're alive, aren't you? And I must say, your hallucinations sounded quite delightful."
Chuuya finally managed to tackle Dazai to the ground, pinning him with a murderous glare. "You've got five seconds to explain why I shouldn't strangle you right now."
"Because deep down, you'd miss me," Dazai said smoothly, completely unfazed by the death grip on his collar.
Atsushi groaned. It was going to be a long day.
Hii lovelys here a thanksgiving Chapter but we will see bye byeee
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