𝙃𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧! you guys! But it would be a happy new year with a normal ass bsd chapter would it? But a happy new year too everyone one I hope you enjoy this chapter!
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Atsushi: “Wait… why are we all here?”
Dazai: “Because I said so.”
Kunikida: 𝑎𝑙𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑦 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑘 “This is an atrocity. I will not allow this insanity on New Year’s Eve.”
Chuuya: *slamming a wine bottle on the table* “Speak for yourself, glasses. I’m here for the drama.”
The ADA and Port Mafia members are gathered at the fanciest hotel in Yokohama, courtesy of Mori, who somehow thought it’d be “good PR” to have a joint celebration. Spoiler: It’s not.
Atsushi, trying to be polite, waves awkwardly at Akutagawa, who glares back like Atsushi just kicked his cat.
Atsushi: “Uh, happy New Year?”
Akutagawa: “Do not speak to me unless you intend to die.”
Atsushi: “...Cool.” *＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
Meanwhile, Lucy is sitting with Gin and Higuchi in a corner, scrolling through TikTok. Lucy: “What if we made a thirst trap right now?”
Gin: “uchi, can we?”
Higuchi: *blushing furiously* “I-I don’t know, is this appropriate for New Year’s Eve?”
Lucy: “Girl, it’s ALWAYS appropriate.”
Gin : yeah it's always appreciate and CORNY
Lucy : *gaps* HOW COULD yo- * pauses remember those type of thirst traps* yeah you right but let do it
Gin : I know I'm right bbg but okay
Ranpo : that gay ass hell y'all are going to hell * shake head*
Poe : but aren't we dating...?
Ranpo : *yells * Y'ALL GAY ASS HELL
gin : SO ARE YOU BOO
Ranpo : SAYS YOU , YOU LESBIAN EAT A DICK
gin : STOP DICK RIDING ME YOU'RE DONUT HOLDER IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU
Ranpo : OK AND AT LEAST HE CAN HOLD 5 BUT YOURS CAN HOLD NONE
gin : I DO NOT KNOW THAT 😭
Chuuya : STOP IT WE DIDN'T KNOW KNOW THAT WTF 😭
Ranpo : HOE WHY YOU IN THIS CONVERSATION?
Chuuya : BECAUSE I CAN BITCH!
Ranpo : YEAH YEAH ANYWHO I LEAVE Y'ALL ALONE FOR Y'ALL CAN DO Y'ALL CORNY SHIT
gin : OKAY HUN
Poe : a- are you okay Ranpo?
Ranpo : yeah I'm just fine love
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As the clock ticks closer to midnight, Atsushi finds himself cornered by Akutagawa, who is giving off serious villain monologue vibes.
Akutagawa: “Junko … there’s something I need to say.”
Akutagawa: *dramatic pause* “oop ok anywho I think I... like you.”
Atsushi: “I'm sorry but , WHAT?!”
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Cut to Lucy, Gin, and Higuchi playing a weird game of spin the bottle .
Gin: “If it lands on me, I’ll kiss Lucy.”
Higuchi: “If it lands on me, I’ll kiss Lucy.”
Lucy: “If it lands on me, I’ll kiss both of you.”
*Spin the bottle lands on Dazai.*
*Lucy, Gin, and Higuchi in unison:* “HELL NO WTF? .”
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The rooftop is decorated with fairy lights as the final countdown begins. Atsushi and Akutagawa are standing awkwardly next to each other.
Dazai: *yelling from the back* “KISS! KISS! KISS!”
Chuuya: *elbowing him* “Shut up, you ho .”
Gin, Lucy, and Higuchi arrive, holding hands like the ultimate polycule power move. Everyone stares.
Kunikida: “I’m… going home.”
As the fireworks go off, Akutagawa suddenly grabs Atsushi by the wrist.
Akutagawa:“If we’re under the fireworks, we’re supposed to kiss, right?”
Atsushi: “That’s not a real rule!”
Akutagawa: “It is now.” *leans in and kisses him*
Meanwhile, Lucy, Gin, and Higuchi pose dramatically against the fireworks. Lucy’s phone is recording.
Lucy: “New Year, same us. Let’s slay 2024.”
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The next morning, the group wakes up to find Lucy’s TikTok has gone viral, the hotel is trashed, and Kunikida is already halfway to filing a formal complaint against Mori.
Kunikida: “NEVER AGAIN.”
Dazai: “Oh, come on, it wasn’t that bad.”
Chuuya: “You set off fireworks inside the hotel! The fuck you mean " Oh iT wAsN't tHaT BaD”
Dazai: “ because it's wasn't that bad! Will in Details..”
Atsushi and Akutagawa exchange glances, their awkward romance just beginning. Lucy, Gin, and Higuchi? Thriving. And everyone else? Just trying to survive another year of chaos.
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Anddd that's all for this chapter and hope you guys enjoy and a happy new year! And I love you guys and see you guys nextt byeee
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