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Last time, Lakshmi checked everything  that was packed. 
They were shifting to noida tomorrow.

" Lakshmi, bas kar yaar .
5 vi baar dekh rhi hai . Kuch reh jaye ga toh naya le lenge warna, itna dur nhi hai agli baar ayege toh le jayenge .
Tension mat le "

Varun Said .

Haan . Wo toh thik hai , ji .
Par kya karu baar baar Nazar wahi ja rhi hai .
Pta nhi ajib lag rha .

Lakshmi said.

Kya lag rha hai ?

Varun asked.

Bechaini  ho rhi hai .

She said.

Kyu ? Gas bn rhi hai kya ?

He asked again.

Nhi . Thoda bura lag rha hai matlab Mene josh me bol toh Diya alag rehna hai par ab lag rha hai , jyada bol diya mene .
Sabko bura hi lag rha hoga .

She said .

Chup kar pagal aurat.
Kisi ko bura nhi lag rha hai . Ye koi film thodai hai jo sab dur jane par royenge ya acting karenge.
Sab ko pta hai up down karne me dikkat hogi . Aur mummy papa khud alag rehte the dadi baba se. Wo kya hi bolenge .

He said .

Thik hai thik hai . Aap har baat par daatne kyu lag jate hai .

She pouted after saying that.

Kyuki 2 bachho ki Amma ho gyi hai fir bhi 2 saal ke baalak jaisi baate karti hai .
Toh bolonga nhi toh aur kya karunga

He said and pinch her cheeks.

Bhaiyaaaa mene toh bolna hi band kardiya hai iss Ghar me . Kuch bhi bolo galat ho lagta hai sabko.

She said and pushed him lightly.

Lachar ki acting mat kar .
Tujhe dekha dekha saale wo dono londe bhi acting karna Sikh gye hai .
Bada toh tha hi udhami , wo chota wala bhi bigaada ja rha hai .

He said .

Aap ke paas koi or kaam nhi hai kya ? Mere baccho ko daat te rhte ho .
Unki Umar hai ye sab karne ki .

She said .

Haan , haan .
Wo babu toh lalla ka bhi baap hai .
Pehle dudh ke liye rota hai . Fir dabbe wala dudh banna pao tab tak saala so Jata hai . Or jab dudh kharab ho jayega tabhi ud kar Beth jayega.
Paiso ka pahad dikhta hai .

He said .

Ye bhi toh dekho apke khandan me kisi ki neelisi - harri akhe nhi hai .
Sirf ussi ki hai . Ek dum heera hai . Heera .

She said

Toh ?
Akkho se batmeezi ka kya connection? Thodi wo hai kya ?

He said and laugh on her .

Mujhse baat hi maat Kara karo aap .
Jab. Tameez nhi ho jab .

She said .

Haan . Tu toh jaise queen Victoria hai . Maharani ji , ye gulaam apki seva me hazir . Farmaiye.

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